Getting The Memo Across

29 1 0
                                    

(Bruce returned to the Tumbler and put his Bat Suit back on)

Alfred: "Master Bruce I..."

Bruce: "Not now, Alfred. I just got a call from Lois. Clark went to a place called Crater Lake alone. I won't let him confront Edge without me."

Lucius: "Earle."

Bruce: "Same guy."

Lucius: "Ah."

(He put the cowl on)

Batman: "Hold on."

(Tumbler accelerates and races down the streets of Metropolis)

(Clark dodged a long spike from Edge, he got his arm stuck in a tree, giving Clark the chance to slow motion punch him hard, knocking him over to the other side of the lake)

Edge: "...you certainly aren't the same young bank robber you were when we first met."

Clark: "I wasn't myself back then! This is who I am."

Edge: "Hmm...I could say the same ...about me!"

(The Tumbler roared through the forest, smashing into trees)

Alfred: "The gardener will be furious!"

Batman: "It's not like she's some kind of villain, Alfred."

Lucius: "There!"

(They approach Edge and Clark mid battle)

Lucius: "What on...guess he didn't get the memo after all."

(Batman yelled as the Tumbler smashed into Edge)

Alfred: "Bloody sun tan lotion!"

Lucius: "Spelunking!"

Batman: "Yeah, you know cave diving?"

(The Tumbler smashed Edge into the lake)

(Clark got up and whooshed into the lake after them)

(For a couple moments all was silent...then Clark launched out of the lake carrying the Tumbler, he landed on the ground and set it down)

Batman: "...everyone all right?"

Alfred: "...quite so, sir."

Lucius: "...I may need to use the men's room one more time."

Alfred: "Much more subtle."

(Batman opened the doors and got out of the vehicle, Clark walked up to him)

Clark: "You guys okay?"

Batman: "Thanks to you. What happened to Edge?"

(Clark x-rayed the lake)

Clark: "...he's gone."

(Edge reappeared behind them, Batman noticed first)

Batman: "Earle, you're supposed to be dead."

Edge: "Sorry to disappoint..wait...who are you?"

Lucius: "Let's fire him for asking too many questions."

Alfred: "Precisely."

Computer: "Weapon systems activated."

(Edge was bombarded by the Tumbler's missiles and exploded)

Clark: "...did..did you just ki..?"

Batman: "Sorry to disappoint. The important thing is that my company's future is secure. Right, Mr Fox?"

Lucius: "Right you are, Mr Wayne. Didn't you get the memo?"

Smallville/The Dark Knight (Part 2)Where stories live. Discover now