A/N: so the website I normally get the scripts from didn't have the last three episodes so I got it from somewhere else. I don't love the way it is but it saved me a load of time from having to type it out myself. Let me know if you absolutely hate it and I'll see I can get it from somewhere else. Or I might just deal with it and type it out myself. Probably not though tbh
The screen lit to life playing the next episode.
OPENING AONG PLAYS
"I guess we're in the early 2000's now." Tony sighed
"Pietro played by himself?" Pietro scoffed, "No he's not!"
BILLY: Halloween's a magical holiday. All about family, friends, and the thrill of getting to be someone else for a day.
"Bye bye forth wall." Shuri waved
TOMMY: Wrong! Halloween's about candy. And scaring people, but mostly candy.
BILLY: Where's your costume, Tommy?
"What's Billy dressed up as?" Kate asked
"Nota clue." Darcy shrugged
TOMMY: This is my costume. I'm the cool twin.
BILLY: What does that make me?
TOMMY: Hmm...
(GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
BILLY AND TOMMY ARE PLAYING DDR. BILLY TRIPS AND FALLS
BILLY: Whoa!
(LAUGHS)
TOMMY: A dorksaurus rex.
BILLY: Not a real dinosaur.
(CHUCKLES)
PIETRO IS SEEN SLEEPING IN THE COUCH SNORING
"Hm." Pietro huffed
TOMMY: Man He even snores cool. I'm gonna go wake him up.
(BILLY WHISPERS) Don't!
TOMMY: You scared?
BILLY: He's our uncle. Why would I be scared?
TOMMY: 'Cause it's four o'clock in the afternoon. You're secretly afraid he's a vampire.
BILLY: No, I'm not.
PIETRO SITS UP WHILE THE TWINS ARGUE IN THE BACKGROUND
TOMMY: Yes, you are.
BILLY: No, I'm not.
PIETRO: Blood is thicker than water! I show you!
(BILLY AND TOMMY SCREAMING)
(ROARING)
PIETRO SUPERSPEEDS AROUND THE TWINS AS THE RUN FROM HIM
"The imposter has my super speed?" Pietro seemed especially offended by this, "Great."
(SCREAMING)
WANDA QUICKLY WALKS DOWN THE STAIRS WEARING A COMIC ACCURATE HALLOWEEN COSTUME
"A fortune teller?" Pietro momentarily paused from being offended over his look alike.
"Never thought I would see one of them again." Wanda weakly said
WANDA: Oh! Somebody better be bleeding, broken, or on fire.
BILLY: Whoa, Mom. Are you old Red Riding Hood?
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