MIRI-- ya know wut? just read

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Hi. Yes its me. Its boring. What do you expect? Something like this?! Nah just kiddin. Here are me FAVES of MDS STUPID IS FOREVER. yes i have a copy. Bcuz i am a random citizen. That needs something. Life will never give *cue for sad music* anyways. Most are in Filipino and... GOOGLE TRANSLATE 2 DA RESCUEEEEEE. Here are my favsssss

1. Ang ganda mo ay parang PLDT - pang-long distance

2. Password ka ba? Hindi kasi kita kayang kalimutan pero kaya kitang palitan

3. Pwede bang magpablood test? Para malaman mo na type kita

4. Gusto kitang kasuhan ng tresspassing. Basta basta ka na lang pumapasok sa puso ko

5. Pulitiko ka ba? Ang ganda kasi ang mga mata mo. Corrupt ng corrupt

6. Corrupt official: Miriam, kapag natapos ang term ko, iiyak ka ba?
Miriam: Oo naman. Mapipigilan ko ba ang tears of joy?

7. Q: what is the plural form of rice?
A: extra rice

( Ms. Quizol said that and i answered and Kalaleng was quiet... are u gonna murder me? )

8. Law school is quite easy. Its like a stroll in the park. Pero JURASSIC PARK.

9. Teacher: use the word 'anyone' in a sentence
Student: Nasaan kayo? Bakit niyo akong ANYONE? 

( comment how you use 'anyone' in a sentence )

Yaa. Thats all i like i think. Oh wait. Italics are still on. There... thats better. Wait... now its bold. Tell me somethings NOT wrong... keyboard is... MEH. So like... byeeee. So so so sorry for my waaaaay overdue story of Kathniel... ✌✌✌✌✌

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