Book of Random Stuff

MAZE RUNNER

Firstly: VINCENT THIS IS RANDOM SO DONT JUDGE IT!!! oh wait... oh........ i get it now. >:D and i have a surprise for the fangirls in TMR... and explanations explanations i wrote that twice are at the end

Newt: wow. They gave us phones
Minho: oh now theyre being nice?
Thomas: after they put us in this prison with bossy leaders? Yeah thats totally fair
Chuck: well at least we can talk without seeing each other
Alby: and so i can watch you.
Newt, Minho, Thomas and Chuck: *gulp*
Gally: you should be scared

Private conversation with Newt, Minho and Thomas

Minho: why the shuck did they gave Gally a phone?!
Thomas: why would they give him one?
Thomas: holy shuck
Newt: why?
Thomas: hes coming towards me
Minho: thats a bad sign...
Thomas: ya think?!
Newt: stay where you are. Were coming
Thomas: not an option!!!
Newt and Minho: why?
Thomas: ...
Newt and Minho: oh...

Le magical timeskip brought to you by Minho's sassines

Thomas: YAAS!!! FINALLY I CAN BREATHE AGAIN!!!
Minho: what do you mean?
Thomas: Gally choked me
Minho: and how did you survive?
Thomas: Chuck
Minho: it must be THAT bad
Thomas: worse than you think bro. Worse than you think...
Minho: wait. Were missing something...
Thomas: Frypan's bacon?
Minho:  no slinthead! Newt!!
Newt: what do you want?
Thomas: NEWTY!!! YOUR BACK!!!
Minho: why the shuck did you call him Newty?
Thomas: bc i can shuck face
Newt: well the Box opened and i had to check it out

( reader chan is inserted. A.K.A. has to be a woman. Its not an ___ x reader )

Newt: its a girl
Thomas: is she hot?
Y/N: why dont you ask her yourself?
Minho: woah they sent you here. In the Glade. With a PhOne?!
Y/N: idk. But chillax Glader...
Thomas: *gasp* she understands my language!!!
Minho: and the language of the Gladers
Y/N: i am after all a fast learner
Minho: how do you look like?
Y/N: h/l h/c hair, e/c eyes. I wear a blue jacket ( meh ) black pants and sneakers.
Newt: was the 'meh' neccessary greenie?
Y/N: yes. Yes it was. And i have a name. Its Y/N. Say it with me. (First syllable)
Gladers: (First syllable)
Y/N: (rest of your name)
Gladers: (rest of your name)
Y/N: add them together and thats my name
Gladers: Y/N
Y/N: im a good teacher

A/N: Surprise surprise!!! That was a good one... anyways

Y/N means your name

H/L means hair length

H/C means hair color

E/C means eye color

Superman: wow
Batman: yup
Superman: that was awesome
Batman: like me
Superman: wait. So she got bored so she made this
Batman: yeah
Superman: and were here for the credits
Batman: yup.
Superman: and were facetiming
Batman: i dont follow
Superman: well she did get inspired
Newt: great. Now were all bloody inspired
Superman: you can say that again
Newt: alright. Great. Now were all bloody inspired
Batman: well she deserved to write it. And i know why
Superman: why?
Batman: BECAUSE IM BATMAN

A/N:
yeah. Thats the first. The next chappie ( not the movie ) is about FNAF. Lol. In ya face Vincent!!!

All: *your

Me: whatever. See you tomorrow!!!