PRESENTING
THE KALALENG FUNNY... STUFF... THING... YEAH
(Basically funny stuff of Kalaleng)
Sign says: DO NOT TOUCH!
- Ms. Esteban
Raya: GUYS! rules are not touching our art teacher
Karel: ima disobey *touches ms. Esteban*
Raya: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Ex.
Tala (blueskypanda701) paid a car for P30,000...
Minutes later
Ngayon sinabi ni Tala "ay, dapat P3,000,000 ang dapat binayad ko
Me in my head: discounted eh
Marion: who in this class is wearing glasses?
Sam: you are
Karel: obviously
Ms. Ramirez: they take out their organs when their dead
Nina: *whispers* psst. Karel... they should be stuffing them into suits (FNAF)
Ms. Bumanglag: others arent convinced that they are beautiful
Raya: ms, im not beautiful... im fabulous!
Someone: ms, what are we going to do tomorrow?
Ms. Bumanglag: kung gusto mo mag-paparty kami bukas
IF MS. QUIZOL WAS A CONGRESSWOMAN:
Monday: no school (YAS)
Tuesday: shortened period (YAS)
Wednesday: half day (YAS)
Thursday: PE (YAS)
Friday: PTC (NO)
Meg: i had a dream that Anne died because i fridge fell on her then the whole Kalaleng attended her funeral and i cried while i said my speech. Then in the dream, someone woke me up and that was Anne
Anne: *the whole time* O_o
Mama Chiong: how long is the S.T.E.A.M. presentation?
Karel: hmm... 4 to 5 minutes
Mama Chiong: 45 MINUTES?!
Karel: NO!! 4 TO 5 minutes
Angela: i will give to Ms. Gazmen and Mr. Mangubat
Nina: *stops writing* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Meg: KALALENG! IN THE NAME OF AP
Arriana: *gets the book and drops it*
Meg: when life seems hopeless and the road is dim
KN: get a car and a flashlight
*pen cap flew*
All: hala
Nina: its the spirit of slender man!
Meg: no its the spirit of voldemort *points at Sofia with the double mask on*
Ms. Bumanglag: *shows a pic of a girl with ulcer* so... whats happening?
Raya: ms! Shes too pregnant and shes trying to hide it
Done.
BINABASA MO ANG
Book of Random Stuff
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