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60 year old man
9:00 pm

60 year old man:
don't you think this username's
getting a little old now

Me:
and what do you want it
changed to

Me:
Squirrel boy?
or maybe
mysterious man?

Me:
you know I still haven't seen
what you look like

60 year old man:
I told you I'm not ready

60 year old man:
and abt the username how about
Handsome
or
Best friend

You changed 60 year old mans username to squirrel boy

Squirrel boy:
wow thank you so much I feel honoured

Me:
as you should *dramatic hair flip*

Squirrel boy:

Me:what is it I heardid you just use a meme

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Me:
what is it I hear
did you just use a meme

Me:
quick everyone
hide the world is ending

Squirrel boy:
😑

Squirrel boy:
have you listened to maniac yet

Me:
dude r u a demon what stay
hasn't listened to it at least 30 times

Squirrel boy:
haha oops ya

Squirrel boy:
I hear their going on tour for it
are you going to go to a concert

Me:
do I give off a rich vibe or something
I can barely afford the albums

Me:
but I'm saving up so I hope I will be able
to see them live one day

Squirrel boy:
well I hope you get to see us
*them
fucking autocorrect ahh

Me:
...

Me:
anyways
whatcha up too

Squirrel boy:
I'm at my dorm I just got home
really tiring day😴

Squirrel boy:
my roommates won't shut up
they're playing Mario Cart and
one is dolphin screaming at the
top of his lungs

Me:
oh ya I heard theres like 8
of u guys in one apartment

Squirrel boy:
wtf how the fuck do you know that

Me:
oh ya
I forgot to tell you one of
your friends texted me

Me:
apparently he just wanted to know
why you were always on ur phone

Squirrel boy:
and what was his name

Me:
I think he said it was jinnie

Squirrel boy:
brb ima go kill him

Me:
No don't kill him he was really nice

Squirrel boy:
I thought you were my friend🥺

Me:
eww no not that emoji

Me:
and if course I'm your friend
are you jealous😏

Squirrel boy:
duh of course I'm jealous
your like my only friend other
than my roommates

Me:

Squirrel boy:I hate u so much:)

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Squirrel boy:
I hate u so much:)

Me:
thx bestie

Squirrel boy:
OMG DID YOU JUST CALL ME
BESTIE

Squirrel boy:
ARE WE BEST FRIENDS NOW

Squirrel boy:
YAYYYYY

Squirrel boy:
I NEW IT

Squirrel boy changed your name to shorty/bestie

Me:
im going to bed😑

Squirrel boy:
OK NIGHT BESTIE
Seen 9:37

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