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𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒕. 𝟏
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yoo sangah: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
jung heewon, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
mc, deadpanning at jung heewon: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━
mc: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?
jung heewon: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
mc: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!
jung heewon: You take that back!!!
mc: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━
mc: yoo jonghyuk is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
jung heewon: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
lee jihye: Tackle them!
lee hyunsung: Dump them.
han myeongoh: Kick them in the shin!
yoo jonghyuk: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━
lee gil-young on stage: Everyone's talking 'bout climate change,but when is han myeongoh gonna start talking 'bout some underwear change? Am I right ladies?
Crowd of People: *cheers*
lee gil-young: *pulls out a gun and shoots han myeongoh until they run out of bullets*
lee gil-young: *reloads, then shoots han myeongoh until they run out of bullets*
lee gil-young: *looks into camera after a brief pause* Who killed han myeongoh?━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━
kim dokja: Your lab is in the bathroom?
mc: yoo jonghyuk says this is the perfect place for my work. I'm just now realizing that remark may not have been entirely complimentary.
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