Jeremy Kyle gets Uno Reversed on his own show

A Once In A Lifetime Opportunity 💫

Jeremy Kyle arrived at his favorite club and quickly made himself at home. Loads of things were going through the presenter's head:
When did he have sex with the slut on his show?
Why did he have to find out now?
Who is this geeza?
How will this affect his career?
As he was sippin on his cocktail, a man in his 40s wearing a tuxedo sits next to him and grins. "You ok?" He asks. Jeremy shakes his head and explains to the guy what happened. The man then nods in sympathy before saying, "Y'know I've got a fancy strip club 3 miles from here..... And my best male stripper just dropped out without warning. Would you be interested in taking his place?? You'd be well looked after mind.... Plus the pay's mint.". Mr Kyle accepts the job offer and starts his new career as a sex worker.