Because of his medal from The Queen, his boss promoted JJ to supreme stripper and put the Ex-TV Presenter on tour around the country. It was all fun and games til Jeremy performed at a 3 star strip club in Glasgow. "Ahhhh Glasgow.....", The boomer thought to himself as the childhood memories flooded back to him, " This is where I fingered a stray cat in the 70s!".
Three hours into his gig and Kyle was having the time off his life. Many sexy Scottish girls were wooing him on on the pole, practically hurling £20 notes at him. To his surprise though, a 17 year old ginger lass approaches the man - a face slightly recognisable. Within a very short space of time Jeremy Kyle's karma had hit him straight in the face - that. was. the. kid. that. ruined. his. presenting. career!!!! Mr Kyle made a smooth exit for his Honda Jazz and boarded a ferry to Spain where he spent the rest of his life stripping for smexy senoritas.
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Jeremy Kyle gets Uno Reversed on his own show
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