After a few years, Jeremy had mastered the art of stripping, pole and lap dancing. He was absolutely loving his new life; people appreciated him, he got way more attention and most of his colleagues were hot gals. Once his shift had ended JJ got a phone call. "Mr. Kyle, Her Majesty The Queen would like to see you in 2 days at Buckingham Palace at 11 o'clock sharp, see you then.". Excitement filled Jeremy's body. THE FUCKIN QUEEN HERSELF WANTS TO SEE HIM!! He celebrated by wanking himself and having oral sex with prosecco lubes.
The big day had finally came. Jeremy Kyle drove to London in his mum's car (which is posher than his lol) and parked it in Buckingham palace. He then did the whole awarding ceremony shit with Lizzie and got an OBE for his contribution towards the entertainment industry. Feeling successful, JJ then got mega pissed at a pub called The Red Lion and took an Uber home.
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Jeremy Kyle gets Uno Reversed on his own show
FanfictionJeremy gets hit by karma and basically does what JJ does best [A SHORT FAN FICTION] 🔥🔥🔥
