Spade, Bucket and Map are online
Spade: I was not that drunk last night
Bucket: Bro, you literally went up to your boss and told her to suck your dick.
Spade: Did I get fired?
Bucket: Surprisingly not, but she did tell me to tell you that she's gonna promote you when you were sober
Spade: Fuck yes! A promotion after I was drunk!
Map: Lucky bastard
Spade: Stfu
Map: ;-;
Rubber is online
Rubber: Yeah, Spade, you made me laugh
Rubber: I like a comedian in my lab!
Rubber: So, I decided you're promoted to the lab comedian
Spade: I'm not complaining
YOU ARE READING
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