Waiting For You

I'm a Pretty Happy Guy

We both laughed. She took a shower. Then I did. While she was getting ready I changed the sheets.

I heard a knock on the door. I looked out the window.

Kris: Posty!! I know you're here. Get the fuck out here.

I sent Alex a text.

A: Get rid of Kris.

Alex: She says she is pregnant.

A: Meet me by the door.

I opened the door.

A: How far are you?

K: 4 weeks.

A: Not mine. I try to shut the door. She puts her foot in it.

K: I know you're lonely, Posty. You always wanted to be a father. Here is your chance. This baby can be yours.

She has lost her goddamn mind.

A: That is not my baby. We haven't had sex in over 2 months. I haven't seen you in a month. I will not be getting back together with you. I have found the woman I'm pretty sure I will marry. Leave, don't come back.

Someone grabbed my arm.

C: Are you ok?

A: Now that you're here couldn't be better.

I opened the door for Charlotte. I had pulled her lamborghini around the driveway.

A: What do you think?

C: It's beautiful. I bet it's fast too.

A: It is.

C: It doesn't match your collection.

A: You like red.

C: I do like red.

A: This is yours.

C: You bought me a car? You bought me a goddamn lambo. Austin thank you, but..

A: You graciously accept. I know you don't care about the money babe. Enjoy it. I enjoy you.

C: I'm falling hard Austin.

A: I am too, Charlotte.

K: Where is her necklace? You haven't even bought her a necklace. Hahah.. couldn't find one big enough for the fat cow. You know we should be together, Posty.

C: Austin. Can I?

A: What?

C: Can I run her off?

A: It's not mine but she is pregnant.

She got out of the car.

C: Let me tell you something you skanky ass bitch. You never loved him never. You came here hoping he would feel sorry for you and take care of you and your baby. Hell, your hoeing ass probably doesn't know who the fuck the father is. I might not be as skinny as you, but at least I'm built like a woman and not a damn 12- year old boy. You might call me a cow, but bitch your name is Purchpine, because if you had as many goddamn dicks sticking out of you as you have inside of you that is what you would like.

K: Posty, are you going to let her talk to me that way?

I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

C: What is his first name Porcupine?

K: Post.

C: You are not only a basic ass bitch you are a stupid ass bitch. His name is Austin.

Charlotte was walking back to the car.

K: You can have him, you fat cow.

C: I'm sure your pimp is looking for you there Porcupine. Go add some more quills to your look.

Kris left.

A: What the hell. I can't breathe.

C: What?

A: That was funny. You're not fat. You're beautiful. I'm not giving you a necklace, I have something better.

C: Austin. You have nothing to prove.

A: You're going to learn how to accept gifts graciously.

C: I love this car.

A: You can drive it tomorrow. We are on a date.

C: Yes daddy.

A: How are you feeling?

C: Amazing.

A: Are you sore?

C: Just a little.

A: Good. Please don't get drunk. I want to make love to you when we get back home.

C: I think I like that idea.

I get out, walk around, open the car door and help her out of the car.

She takes my arm and we sit in a private area in the restaurant. The owner waits on us himself.

After we eat our main course, I order dessert for us. Before it comes I sit beside Charlotte.

A: I'm so glad you stayed.

C: I am too.

She leaned her head on my shoulder. I kissed the top of her head.

A: You're the only girl that called me Austin.

C: I'm sorry, that's not right. I like Austin.

A: I love you, Charlotte.

Her eyes were huge.

C: I love you too, Austin.

A: I have something for you.

I opened up the ring box.

A: It's a promise ring. I promise to be faithful, understanding, gentle, caring, loving, and when the time is right. I promise to be your husband.

C: Austin, thank you. I love it, but I love you more.

I put my forehead on hers.

A: I bought that this morning before I came back home. I decided this before we had sex.

C: Thank you for telling me. You still wanted to give it to me. I must not have been that bad then.

A: You were terrific. I know it will only get better.

When we got home, I picked Charlotte up to carry her inside. I heard someone screaming.

Kris.

I hurriedly got inside and locked the door. I called Alex and the police. I called Kirby to start a restraining order. The authorities were here in 5 minutes.

I explained the situation and that she was pregnant by someone else. She is obsessed with my girlfriend and me. They took her to jail.

After everyone left.

A: Where were we beautiful?

I kissed her as I carried her to our bed.

I unzipped her dress and watched as it cascaded to the floor. I took my clothes off and laid her on the bed. I kissed her. I rubbed her clit.

C: Please baby please just.

A: What do you want, baby?

C: I need you inside of me, please.

I pushed myself inside of her hard this time. She threw her head back instantly. She moaned and screamed with pleasure.

C: I'm going to cum.

I could feel her fall apart under me. I lost myself as I came with her.

I rubbed her body as she slept beside me.