Tartaglia x Zhongli x Bow SMUT

1. Tartaglia infuriates Roos.

The Ed Sheeran was too stunned to speak.

'What did you say?' Tartaglia slowly turns his head towards Roos. In the process of doing so, his hand slips off the rope. 'Literally stop.' Roos sighs and grabs his arm. 'Don't touch me, ginger hater.'

They finally cross the rope, and set foot on the ground. Tartaglia looks around, and sighs. 'This place is pretty dead, by which I mean there's nothing to kill.' He smirks. Roos nods, 'Yeah. It does look pretty dead. Shall we explore?'
'No it looks too dead here. I want to kill something.' Roos rolls her eyes. 'Just come explore?' 'No I want to kill something.' He continues again, swinging his bow around, almost hitting Roos.
'Ginger.. why did you do that.'
He rolls his eyes.

Not even a minute later, he repeats himself. 'This place is pretty dead, by which I mean there's nothing to kill.' He swings his bow again, hitting Roos in the nose.
'Shut up before I stick that bow up your ass!' Tartaglia's eyes widen. 'I don't think that's possible.'
'Idk man, I wouldn't wanna try it. But shut up.'

Tartaglia, being the dirty little slut he is, didn't shut up.

A/N: I'm done with this chapter!! 😇😇 I'm gonna write some more after I eat dinner haha lol. I'm listening to Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs this shit slaps istg. Bye <3
Sorry not sorry for the Ed Sheeran slander btw
I AM IN MISERRYY
REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS EAT 'EM UP
I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR

based on true events. 😕😓😔