Unfair Like That

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Czarina pov
"You actually looked ugly taking your oath . I thought you should know." leave it to my so called best friend to feel so entitled to say that to my face

" I have to agree. Lord help me? If he had anything to do with this he would have left. Pfft. But the food's fine. "there goes her other minion nodding with satisfaction

" Should my pride swell under this account? " I couldn't help but ask baffled

" Don't make everything about yourself. Sheesh. Aren't you tired of cloud chasing " There goes minion number 1 soon to be enemy, comment. What's even more astonishing this is my inauguration. The title itself , is enough to state its my day.

But first where's all the courtesy. These two are my rides or dies. Knew each other since high school and we never going back. Minion number 1 is a high school teacher. Most entitled but it's whatever. Minion number 2 is a psychologist and anyone in serious help I would not recommend them to her. Don't ask me why. We've been through a lot, pulled each other's hairs once in a while but it is what it is. Regardless never had a reason to break up. Currently we at a restaurant and guess who's sponsoring. Yep. Right. Me. These stingy creatures can't spend a dime on me.

But I can't be mad. I did the same to them. The love is overflowing over here as you can witness. You can't? Well see an optician. We are all mental cases but if only we could afford psychiatrist fees we would see one

" So I call dibs on your first salary." Minion number 1 or more so Mary confidently stated.

"Are you for real. That's..."

" No. Let's go halfsies. That the only right thing." The odacity of this bitch. The one who gracefully interrupted me was none other than minion 2, Rose. And of course they went on a full blown fight about it. Not regarding the owner. Then my phone rung but when I went to pick it up guess what

" Doesn't this man rest. Sheesh. Such a cry baby" This said after hanging up my. Own. Damn. Phone. At this point à boiling volcano has nothing on me.

"Excuse me. I know you like the fact you single and walking with that old hog but some of us like the fact of being engaged soon. Something near the lines of not dieing with forty cats in our will." and with that I excused myself to call my boyfriend. Leaving my murmuring Rose to retaliate in my absence.