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Rules

After I was done crying like a baby

"That is to sweet, boys go downstairs I have some rules in place to keep babygirl safe" I say looking at them

They all run downstairs but Armando stays "you to" I tell him making him look down at me

"What kind of rules do you have that apply to me?" He says

"All of them , go" I say about to wake emillio up

I tap emillio and his eyes shoot open

He looks down and sees babygirl and smiles

"You have to get up because I have all your other brothers downstairs , I have some rules" I tell him , taking babygirl off of him

"Ok" he says standing up and going to the bathroom to brush his teeth

I walk downstairs to where everyone is waiting and take a seat with babygirl in my hand

Armando comes and takes baby girl out of my hands and places her on his bare chest

Emillio comes downstairs shortly after and takes a seat

"Ok first rule, no girls over" I say and specifically look at Felix hes the little man whore of the family

"Why are you looking at me" Felix says making me laugh

"Felix gets no bitches , he just gets girls trying to get in his pants , and since he's easy they always do" emillio says laughing

"I haven't had a girl here in like a week" Felix says

"Yea dumbass we've been at a hospital all week" Alex says making me laugh to the point where I can't breath

"Love , breath" armondo says noticing my breathlessness

I soon calm down and breath again

"Ok, so the reason I was looking at you specifically is because you always have girls over and I don't want to wake up to get babygirl and hear some girl moaning my sons name so keep them at bay for now" I say making all my sons except Felix laugh

"I jus- it's not my fault I was blessed" he says giggling

"OK , next rule-" I start but im soon cut off by alessandro

"I have a question with the first rule , what if their like over to do a project or something" alessandro asks

"If a girl comes over to do a project im not sure what projects you would have but it will be done in the kitchen on the island no bedrooms" I say making emillio look at me with a weird look

"Ok next rule , no guns please" I say looking at armondo

"Love you walked in on them about to shoot each other and you look at me" he says looking offended

"Where did they get guns from" I say and he just smiles and doesn't say anything

Speaking of guns I still have emillios that I took

I run upstairs and grab it nd then run back downstairs

"Speaking of guns emillio decided he wanted to use his on his brother" I say handing the gun to armondo which he put it in his waist band

"Ok moving on ,rule three  , no smoking around her please" I say making them all look at Armando

So I look at armondo to

"What" he says looking confused

I already know armondo smokes so

"I don't know they just all looked at you so , so did I"

"RING , RING"

We are cut out of our thoughts when both mine and armondos phone rings

And we notice it's the scariest call we could get ..... our parents

"Fuck" I hear Armondo whisper

"Put it on speaker I want to hear y'all get cussed out" Emillio says laughing

I answer the phone and Armondo just lets his ring because I parents live together so there's no doubt that they are sitting together to call us

"Hey momma" I say kind of scared

"WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME I HAD A BABYGIRL-" her yelling was cut off by Armondo's mom

"I SPENT TWELVE HOURS DELIVERING YOU ARMONDO AND YOU CANT EVEN ANSWER THE PHONE WHEN YOUR MOTHER CALLS" Armondo's mom yells making Armondo laugh

"Listen we're sorry we can come down and visit"  I say

"Tomorrow , I want you here by tomorrow"

"Ok" I say looking at Armondo to let him know we probably have to start packing

They hang up and I stand up to go pack But I'm pulled down

"Emillio take Babygirl , the rest of you go upstairs" Armondo says making me nervous

"Dad remember all projects must be done in the kitchen on the island" Emillio said making me look at him wide eyed

I swear they all have such dirty minds

They exit the room and I stand up and stand. Infront of Armondo with my arms crossed

"What"  I say attitude lacing my voice

"I havnt had sex in" he says checking his watch" over 24 hours and your really testing my patience with all the attitude"

He says staring at me "sorry , I'm just" I start but I'm cut off

"Don't say sorry, but what's wrong"

"I just feel bad,  but I can't do anything about it and it's really messing with me" i say laughing

"Ohhhh you should have told me"

"I've done this before , I'll just have to ride it out" I say and his eyes go wide

"NOT ride like that" I said laughing and he pulled me into a kiss

"I love you"

"I love you to"
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