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Unknown: Hello.

Unknown: Who is this?

You: Excuse me?

You: I should be asking you this question.

Unknown: You don't know me?

You: Sorry, but no. Wrong number.

Unknown: This ain't a wrong number.

You: uh???

Unknown: May I know who are you?

You: I'm sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Unknown: Is that so?

You: yep.

Unknown: Will you tell me your name if I tell mine?

You: May be (?)

Unknown: I'm Kim Taehyung from BTS.

You: And I'm Kim Kardashian :)

Unknown: Don't play around.

You: Exactly, I'm not a fool.

Unknown: You don't believe me?

Unknown: *sends a selca*

You: Lol, do I look like a dumb person?

Unknown: Who knows?

You: What's wrong with you? Leave me alone.

Unknown: *sends a voice message*

You: It's really you? Kim Taehyung?

(You saved the number as Taehyung)

Taehyung: Yes ;) how you feeling?

You: Nothing much, cuz I'm not into kpop !

Taehyung: You're probably missing something if you ain't into kpop. Loser !

You: I didn't ask your opinion.

Taehyung: You may not know how girls drool for me, and tends to die just to see me, talk to me and touch me!

You: Those girls are crazy.

Taehyung: You are so mean.

You: Thank you. Bye.

Taehyung: Yah! Wait, what's your name btw?

You: You just said I'm mean then why do you want to know my name?

Taehyung: I just want to. So tell me!

You: I won't, bye.

Taehyung: No, ok at least send me your pic.

You: How can you be so dumb Kim Taehyung?

Taehyung: Watch your words, girl!

You: Why would I send you my pic if I've already refused for telling my name?! Dumbo!

Taehyung: Hey, don't call me that.


(You renamed the number as Dumbo)


You: I'll call you.

Dumbo: No problem, I'll call you "Meanie".

You: I don't care.

Dumbo: I know you do.

You: Duh !

Dumbo: Well.

You: I'm out. Don't message me ever after. Good bye!

Dumbo: Good bye~
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Dumbo: Hey?
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Dumbo: Are you there?
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Dumbo: Don't leave me on seen!
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Dumbo: Yah! Meanie~
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You: What's your problem?

Dumbo: Nothing!

You: -_-

Dumbo: Now, I'll be the one who leaves you on seen!
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Dumbo: Wait. But it's me again!
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Dumbo: I will NEVER text you again.
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Dumbo: You are irritating.
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Dumbo: You're boring.
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Dumbo: Annoying too.
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Dumbo: I'm leaving. Don't talk to me!
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