𝑬𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 || 𝐸𝑙𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑒𝑑 [Hiatus]

-You're Trash Bro-

"I found you in a dumpster."

"...hmm?"

"Wait that was too sudden- let me elaborate, i found you in a trashcan."

"..."

"Someone left you there, okay? Hey! Don't look at me like that! I'm very insecure. D:" The man said with crocodile tears in his eyes.

You just stared into his soul with dead fish eyes.

He grinned, "So you're pretty much an orphan. LMFAO HAHAHHHAHAHA BOZO TAKE THE L KEKEKEKEK RATIO'D" He fucking died

You started rapidly crawling away from the weird blueberry man to protect your brian cells from leaking out after hearing whatever the hell that was.

"Heeeeey! No, wait don't go! I'm sorrrryyyyyyyyyy D:"
He whined.

"NOOO WHY ARE YOU CRAWLING FASTER COME BACK TO BIG BRO! ༼;'༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽"

You didn't even care if you looked like a cockroach. At this point, you just wanted to get away from this man child.

"(Name)! Come back or I will cry!"
As soon as he said that, the waterworks came out, as if someone had flicked a switch in his brain.

He eerily resembled a fountain.

You sighed and crawled back into the room since you didn't want him to flood the house again.

You, a four year old, were more mature than this weird blueberry.

Once he saw you crawling back, his eyes immediately sucked back the tears and he was all flowery again like wtf bro

You just stared at his face, scared for your life. That scene was very disturbing.

Anyways, let's go back to the point.

"You should be glad that i un-orphaned you (nickname)!Though not officially hehe"

"Wait does that mean i sort of kidnapped you? Is picking a child out of trash and keeping it count as kidnapping???"

You just stared at him with your big (eye colour) eyes, your legs and hands itching to crawl out of the house and get back in the dumpster he picked you out of like a bag of chips.

"AWWW WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE SO CUTE OMFG I JUST WANT TO SQUISH YOU AAAAAA"

He ran over to you like the abnormal titan from aot, picked you up and squeezed the life out of your tiny body.

Just as you were ready to give up and accept your fate of dying by this man's hands, he put you down again and gave you a chocolate.

Regaining the will to live after looking at the glorious treat in front of you, you immediately snatched it from his hands and began nomming on it with stars in your eyes.

"AWHWJKWGEJW I SWEAR THE GODS SENT YOU HERE TO KILL ME WHAT THE HELL HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUC-FREAKING CUTE GOODNESS GRACIOUS" He started dancing(?)

Even if he was possessed, you did not give a single fuck anymore. You just focused on finishing the treat made by God.

After you inhaled the sweet like a vacuum cleaner, the blueberry man squealed and pulled out a pretty handkerchief (which looked expensive as hell) out of his ass and wiped your ugly(jk) chocolate covered face with it.

He pat your head and smiled lovingly at you, looking like a fucking Greek God. You just stared at him, jealous of his pretty face which was sculpted by the Gods.

"I'm so glad I stole you from the dumpster, (Name)."

At this point you wanted to crawl out of the room again but then you saw his eyes and just gave in to his charms.

Your tiny hand grabbed his hugeass hand and flipped it to look at his pretty black nails.

You hummed in approval of his emo nails and pat his cheek.

Honestly speaking, you were adorable as fuck.

At this point, Haeun just died of your cuteness.

Yes, the blueberry is named Haeun. It's a name i picked off of Google since I'm shit at naming things. Like, look at you, you're named (name) for fuck's sake.

You stared at his corpse and wondered if you should hide it or not.

Will the police suspect your adorable self for comitting homicide? You weren't sure so you started crawling away from from his body.

Haeun got up from the dead as you were crawling away which scared the shit out of you.

He took long steps towards you and caught up to you in like two seconds. He picked you up like a stuffed toy and started walking away to who-knows-where.

You were shook.

"Honestly, your parents are as-butts for leaving you in the dumpster like that. Who the hell leaves a three year old adorable baby in a trash can, huh? If i ever meet them, I'll be sure to freeze them to death with my Elsa rip-off powers, hmph!" (Not exactly Elsa but pop off dumbass) He finished off his rant with a pout and puffed red cheeks, attempting to look angry but he just looked like your stuffed squirrel toy.

You just hummed and pat his cheek for his (pathetic) attempt at looking angry.

"Why do I feel like you're mocking me inside your head?" He looked at you suspiciously but you just stared into his soul.

He sighed, "Anyways, let's get you new clothes because you only have two pairs. I can't have my little adorable baby sis wear rags now, can i?"

He gave you another chocolate which he pulled out of thin air but you didn't question it because chocolate is chocolate.

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Oh look, a chapter as short as my imaginary dick

Don't worry I'll make the chapters with the eleceed storyline longer since that webtoon is long as fuck like what the hell (not complaining tho)

Made this cos of the scarcity of eleceed fanfics in this website and also because anyone who makes a fanfic almost always discontinues it which pisses me off like wtf bruh (watch me discontinue this myself-)

Also this is gonna be updated like once every 2 weeks (or more if i don't lose motivation)

And yes, I'm pre-writing the first few chapters so i get the idea of how much I can write in a day and how much of the webtoon i can fit in one chapter (I'm hoping atleast maybe five episodes)

So why is it gonna be updated once every 2 weeks when pre-written? It's because I wanna keep the updates consistent and not be a little bitch for my first ever fanfic even tho my fingers are itching to just publish it all

Also because when i run out of chapters it will take me atleast a week to write up a chapter because I have to study a lot this year and yet i decided to write up a fanfic like a clown

This is my first fanfic so try not to be too harsh ig?

Anyways, if you're feeling safe, then here's a gentle reminder that I'm still out there :D