-Jiwoo The Cat Stealer-

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You watched as the screaming pussy fucking died after having an existential crisis. Jiwoo panicked over his dead body.

"MR. CAT! WAKE UP!"

"Hmm!" You said but in reality you did not give a fuck since you could hear his heart beating from miles away.

He picked up the fluffy cat and you joined in because you wanted to touch the fluff.

"What's wrong with him? He said something and passed out!"

"DON'T DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

He said shaking the cat like a fucking salt shaker.

You tried to stop him as he could accidentally rearrange the cat's intestine with that vigorous shaking of his. (This sounds weird for no reason tf)

"StOp...!!"

The poor cat man thing cried out.

Congratulations Jiwoo, you shook him back to life.

You decided to crawl back under Jiwoo's bed and go back to sleep since he was back to being a sunshine.

This, kids, is the ninja technique to skip like 2-3 episodes.

• • •

Having woken up by the sound of the door opening, you crawl out from under Jiwoo's bed again and walk out to the living room, only to see him holding another. Injured. Cat. Bruh.

Jiwoo noticed you and smiled brightly, "Oh, (Name)! You're awake! Did you sleep well?"

"Hmm!"

You then pointed towards the cat with a deadpan.

"Oh! That's a long story hehe- I'll tell you after i finish patching up this cat!" He said, shining again.

Did he seriously forget you could heal? Well, you're just gonna wait for him to remember since you do not want to spend any of your energy on healing someone.

You decide to settle down next to him, away from the talking cat since you found him creepy.

You intently watched as he treated the injured cat.

Well, that was until you spotted a loaf of bread from the corner of your eyes which made you remember the fact that Jiwoo. Still. Hasn't. Eaten.

WEE WOO WEE WOO BIG EMERGENCY

You leaped up and grabbed the bread, then dashed towards the kitchen all while startling Jiwoo (who let out a small 'eek') and the yellow cat.

"Yah, (Name)! What happened?!" Jiwoo cried out.

"HmHkamoKdnsmM!" You keyboard smashed. (IDK WHAT TO DESCRIBE THIS AS LMAO HELP)

"Oh, okay!" Jiwoo said after he understood the language of the gods.

Poor Kayden was contemplating whatever the hell happened as he just stared unblinkingly at the pillow next to him. (Basically the image above but imagine a cat making that face instead of Yeonjun. Weird to imagine, ik)

'why am i here with these weirdos again?'

• • •

Your eyes sparkle as you put a shit ton of Nutella (not sponsored) over your own toast and stack another toast over it.

You had made five grilled cheese sandwiches along with three Nutella (not sponsored) covered sandwiches. The three cheese sandwiches along with a Nutella (not sponsored) covered one for Jiwoo, and the rest for yourself.

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