*out grocery shopping*
ItzAidenTheWeirdo: *takes a free sample twice*
ItzAidenTheWeirdo: Robbery and fraud. I'm a rebel.
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Oscar: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Happened_: that doesn't exist.
Oscar: not with that attitude.
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Happened_: why would you give a knife to Edi!?
Oscar, shrugging: Edi felt unsafe
Happened_: now I fell unsafe!!
Odcar: I'm sorry...
Oscar: would you like a knife?
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Rainbow: *signs illegal document with glitter pen*
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Edirazirolly, Dramatically: they called me a fool.
ItzAidenTheWeirdo, sick of this shit: they weren't wrong.
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Edi: I'm usually the person who has no idea what's going on
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