Rainbow: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Addie : Looking right because you left
Minty : Looking up cause you let me down
Edi: Looking down cause you fucked up
Oscar : What is wrong with you guys
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Rainbow: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Addie : This knife is actually a magic wand.
Minty : Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Edi: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Oscar : What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Rainbow, trying to convince Edi to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Addie : And loud!
Minty : And grumpy!
Oscar : And oblivious to reality!
Edi :
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Rainbow, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Addie : Hey.
Minty : Hi.
Oscar : Hello
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Tire : Hey!
Rainbow: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Edi : We were out of Doritos.
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Tire : What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Edi : Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Tire : Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Minty : Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Oscar : Three words.
Minty :
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Rainbow : Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Addie : Okay, but what is updog?
Minty : Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Oscar : Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Tire : No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Edi : Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Rainbow : That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Oscar : You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Minty : No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Addie : What’s a henway??
Rainbow : Oh, about five pounds.
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Rainbow : We need to distract these guys
Addie : Leave it to me
Addie : Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Minty , Oscar , and Tire : *Immediately begin arguing*
Edi , watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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Rainbow : WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Addie : Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Rainbow , desperately, as Addie bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Addie : Oh! B positive.
Rainbow : DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Addie :
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