Minty: Truth or dare?
Edi: Dare
Minty: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Edi: Hey Oscar
Oscar, blushing: Yeah?
Edi: Could you move? I’m trying to get to gremo
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Gremo: *Screams*
Edi: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Oscar : Should we do something?!
Minty , observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Rainbow : If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Minty : What if it bites me and it dies!?
Oscar : Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Minty , learn to listen.
Colie : What if it bites itself and I die?
Tire : That’s voodoo.
Edi: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Minty : That’s correlation, not causation.
Colie : What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Tire : That’s kinky.
Rainbow : Oh my God.
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*The squad is over at Rainbow 's house*
Minty : Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Rainbow : ... N-No...
Rainbow , laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Minty , motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Oscar : I see a-
Rainbow , motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Minty : Oh, well I-
Rainbow : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Rainbow , amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Colie : Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Tire : Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Rainbow : Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Rainbow : I am someone who owns four ovens...
Rainbow , louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Rainbow : I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Edi, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Rainbow :
Minty : Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Rainbow :
Rainbow , fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Oscar : Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Edi : I'm a knife. gremo , from across the room:They're the little spoon.
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Green , trying to ask Edi out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Oscar : WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Tire : We need to distract these guys
Colie : Leave it to me
Colie : Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Oscar , Minty , and Karmi : *Immediately begin arguing*
Edi, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
