Tomtord Oneshots

Kitty🐈‍⬛

(UH SMUTT WARNING THIS WAS A RP ME AND MY FRIEND DID!!!! THEY WERE TOM I WAS TORD)

Tom, a tall British male around 5'8. He was currently cleaning out the litter box from his cat Alex. It was around 11:45am, a huge gush of wind rushed passed the brit. Soon enough he came to a realisation that the front door had been open.

In a quick panic the brit sprinted out the door

Tord, a short male around 5'0. He started grabbing boxes from the moving van and placing them inside the house. "Alex!! Get back here!!!" The Norwegian hears someone yell. It sounded very close to his left. He trips on something running at a fast pace
"What the-?!"

Alex had ran straight into tords place, just through the window. Tom went to his new neighbours front door, he simply ran into the house. "Alex for fuck sake!"

Tord collapsed to the ground, dropping the box and cursing out in pain as he scraped his knee. He then realized. "Something or someone's now In my fucking house!" He's up on his feet in an instant, kicking anything that fell out the box out of the way. He ran in the house, trying to find the intruder

Tom was looking all over the floor, he didn't see Tord at all. This lead the brit to bump straight into Tord. Perfect scenario yes. Lost your cat, in a random person's house. And nowww you've bumped into them

Tord groans as he fell again. "Holys shit- I'm sorry-" Tom says in a frenzied panic. He offered Tord  a hand which Tord looks at Tom and very hesitantly takes it. "Thanks I guess. But Who are you and why are you in my house?!" Tord demands, dusting himself off.

"well shit. My fucking cat ran into your damn house now I can't find him anywhere" Tom brushed himself off with a groan. He started looking again, not so interested in talking to tord anyways

"Tispe." Tord mutters. He sighs and goes back to the front door,picking up everything that fell out the box. He then proceeds to put it on the table. "Why am I just letting this asshole in my house?! I can find his cat on my own, give it to him, and be done with this bullshit!!" Tord thought. His new found goal : get this fucker out of his house as fast as possible.

Tom then got Alex "stupid fucking cat" the brit huffed. He rushed passed Tord to his own place

"Well fuck u 2" Tord murmured, trying to be loud enough for the stupid ass cunt to hear. He rolls his eyes and crosses his arms, only thinking about what to unpack first. He also had work tommorow and some of his shit that was important (charger, uniform, etc) were mixed in boxes. So many boxes. So little time to get everything done.

Tom did hear him "hope you trip again but this time the ground fucking devours you" the brit hissed back at tord right before going to enter his own home.

"I hope you're cat slits ur throat in your sleep bitch" Tord yells, shutting his door and groaning in frustration and anger. His first day at his new neighborhood is already starting bad. Just great.

"oh yeah?! I'll fuck your dad and give him a baby he actually loves!" Tom yelled back through his window

"IF U CAN FIND HIM! MEANWHILE YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR A JOB! YOU SMELL LIKE ALCOHOL AND SHAME U SLOPPY WHORE!" Tord yells back

"HAHA FUCKING LOSER!" Tom laughed

"Oh kill yourself your dad probably affected your mental health as no one with a good dad would act like such a little drittsekk!" Tord yells, tears threatening to fall. His dad went missing when he was 7

"I BET YOUR DAD NEVER FUCKING LOVED YOU TO THE POINT WHERE HE VANISHEDDDD!" Tom slammed his window shut

"FAEN DEG!!NEXT TIME UR ADORABLE CAT COMES IN HERE IM STEALING IT YOU FUCKING NO GOOD FAGGOT" Tord screams, slamming his window shut as well. He slides down the wall and just sits there. "There's too much shit to do. Times being my enemy right now."