No. You cannot date slimes. Slimes are not interested in you. And it's not because you're ugly. We are only attracted to other slimes.
What if a slime likes me?
Then something is very wrong. You need to get your "slime" to the parasite center. Slimes do not love humans or any other creatures.
Can slimes love platonically?
Of course, we can! We can love our family for example. We can love animals, people, and plants platonically.
What if my slime's lover dies?
We are like mourning doves. We only have one partner in our lifetime and once that partner dies, we never love anyone else. We can platonically, but never can we love another slime again.
How can slimes reproduce?
We don't reproduce. We come from plants and those plants make us into eggs! More specifically in my case, my color is blue, so, when saltwater drips onto blue flowers, then another slime comes by and drips slime onto the ground, then woosh! An egg will be formed within 4 weeks.
Slime families?
We don't have families. We get raised by other slimes and we never have a set parent! When slimes are together, we are called Droplets! It's kind of like the name for a Pack. But for slimes.
What if my slime is pregnant with a human child?
Then I'm calling The Parasite Center on you cause something clearly ain't right, and that probably isn't a slime.
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How to care for your Slime
Non-FictionHave you been thinking of getting a Slime? Maybe a shapeshifter? Well, here is the perfect guide to taking care of a Slime! Written by a Slime Girl, this guide is exactly what you need to have for your Baby Slime to grow up happy and healthy!
