“That’s right, it’s your lips!”
"Nyang.. "Hua Cheng hold Hua Ying up rubbing his back.
Heaven’s Eye proclaimed with such certainty yet all the monks and cultivators were perplexed, “Why is it the lips?”
“How can the essence of evil only be on the lips? A Lip Balm Spirit?”
Xie Lian’s hands instantly flew to cover his mouth without thinking.
He hadn’t thought that the essence Hua Ying that he kiss and bite will tainted him also Hua Cheng who sometimes will give him kisses.
Heaven’s Eye pointed at him, “Well, well, well, do you all see? He’s conscious of his guilt!”
Xie Lian immediately dropped his hands, and forced himself to suppress the urge to turn around and see what expression Hua Cheng wore after having heard. He explained gently, “Um, my fellow Dao friend, you’ve mistaken. Actually, it’s because my living is a little strained, so each household item is used for various purposes, like this pot.”
He raised the clay pot in his hand and said earnestly, “Although I use this to catch ghosts sometimes, but normally I use it to pickle vegetables. The pickles pickled in this pot have a unique flavour, once you eat it you’ll naturally… if you don’t believe me, you can all try it yourself.”
…Technically, this wasn’t impossible. The monks and cultivators were all somewhat doubtful, but the villagers all covered their mouths too, “HUH? Xie Daozhang, do you mean to say that all the pickles you gave us from before were pickled like this too?”
“Then won’t our mouths all be full of the essence of evil too?”
Usually when the villagers offered him fruits and vegetables, he would return his gratitude by giving them his pickled vegetables. He quickly waved his hand, “Don’t worry, the jars I use to pickle for everyone are different!”
Heaven’s Eye said angrily, “Are you dumb in the head?! Aren’t you afraid eating stuff like this will cut down your lifespan? Stop wasting your breath, there’s still people hidden in your shrine and it’s not just one person! Move aside!”
This time, afraid that the village head will stop him again, before he even finished speaking he charged forward. Seeing the situation change so quickly, Xie Lian hurriedly backed into the house, picked up the passed out Quan Yizhen from the ground, madly shook his collar and cried next to his ear, “Qi Ying! Listen well! I am going to feed you that Incorruptible Chastity Meatball!”
Hearing this, Quan Yizhen’s eyes suddenly flashed open. At the same time, Heaven’s Eye who just charged in shrieked, covered his forehead, and leapt back out. “DON’T ANYONE GO IN! THERE’S AN AMBUSH!”
Sure enough, the crowd of monks and cultivators didn’t dare to move, and they gathered around to shield him, “Heaven’s Eye-xiong, what did you see?”
Heaven’s Eye said, “I didn’t see anything, only an immense, blinding white light!”
“Oh no, Dao-xiong! Your heaven’s eye is smoking!”
Wen lazily put down her half eaten steamed bun and wondered, “It’s so noisy outside, what’s going on?”
A monk said, “Heaven’s Eye-xiong, look, there are one baby two children and a woman plus this cultivator inside that shrine. There are five people. Which one is ‘him’?”
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FanfictionWas born by a ghost king and a god who become the three realms laughingstock wasn't make him shame at all but he's so grateful to be born even because of an careless accident. "Bow down to you? Bow? To a mere mortal like you? Dream on. You don't ha...
