Wholesome apple & onion & reader <3

The couple

I woke up to banging on my door, I opened it
"Wtaf are u doing it's so early" I said rubbing my eyes, it was apple and he was red... redder then he normally is I mean- he was holding a note, he said onion wrote it for him, I took the letter and read it aloud,
"To apple,
I know we haven't been friends for long,
But I feel like I LIKE like u,
Idk what else to put so 💃🕺💪"
I gasped ,
"Ar my gard, onion has a little crush on u 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 do u like him backkkkk?"
He looked down at the floor and hesitantly said yes, my head flooded with thoughts, the power
I hold >:) I have so much Power,
"Go tell him then !"
Idk where he is tho!"
Oh...
"Wait there's something on the back
"Ps meet me at the dollar store" OOOOH~ LETS GO THEN!!"
I dragged him to the dollar store, doing a happy dance in my head. Apple froze at the door and saw onion looking very scared, he was cleaning his glasses when he saw us and dropped them in fright, this is gonna be amazing 😏
"HERE COMES THE GROOM"
I aggressively pushed apple at onion and they fell over, knocking a box of duck costumes, oops... oh well, I left them to do their thing and they ended up together, now I'm a third wheel 🥲
Oh yeah.. this one thing happened,
They were sitting on a hill and they didn't know I was behind them, I connected my speaker to my phone and tried to search romantic music when...
"Pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh😍"
😀they got angry at me