Evan: Dad, I got detention today.
Dad: YOU ARE GROUNDED! WHAT DID YOU DO?
Evan: My teacher said "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
Dad: What did you do?
Evan: I threw the eight-page essay she gave us in her face.
Dad: YOU. ARE. OFFICIALLY. UNGROUNDED.
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RandomJokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!
