Sebastian: Was I really drunk last night?
Hailey: You ran into a wall screaming "I NEED TO GET TO PLATFORM 9 3/4!!!! WE'LL MISS THE TRAIN!!"
Sebastian: Oh, so I was normal! The wall must have given me amnesia!
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RandomJokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!