Blades of Noxus (Male Vigilante Reader x Katarina)

Chapter 13. I Hate Group Meetings

Y/N POV

The held the phone just slightly away from my head. I ended up bailing on Jerome cause his lady friend decided to show up for afternoon drinks. After that, I finally decided to inform my ex about my job change. She's not taking it very well.

Shelly: Do you have any idea what this could even mean!? I may not be her flesh and blood but your sister was the one person in the family I actually loved!

Y/N: First off, ouch you sassy bitch. Second off, I told you I couldn't say no!

Shelly: You could've! I'm not working with a complete dickhead and a guy who bullshits his way through everyone and everything!

Y/N: Wait, which one am I?

Shelly: BOTH!!!

I think the better answer would've been yes, but I know what she means. I loath the idea myself but right now, I'm a little to tipsy too care. Jerome better not put his shit on a tab.

Y/N: Alright, so what are you gonna do about it?

Shelly: I don't know but you had better know what you're getting yourself into. If you get your ass publicly embarrassed or killed in any way shape or form, I'm never gonna let you live it down.

Y/N: Oh boy, how reassuring.

Shelly: This is serious shit Montero! If you fucking-

Draven: Hello.

Y/N: HOLY FUCKING JESUS!!

My phone flies into the sky with Shelly screaming on the other side like she was actually trapped in it or something. I manage to catch and immediately end the call. I'm sure she'll be calling again but that's why a block button exists. Stuffing it back into my coat, I turn to Draven who had a press X to doubt looking face.

Y/N: Is there a reason why you're following me?

Draven: I've been tailing you since you left the tavern. Despite how good you are at murdering people, you aren't really good at paying attention.

Y/N: And you aren't really good at choosing your locations.

I gesture to the public space around us. People were eyeing Draven like he was popcorn kernel and they were birds.

Draven: Shit.

Y/N: Later.

He quickly starts running and the crowd goes after him. I did get some weird looks from people, but I blew AND flipped them off.

Y/N: Favorite fan motherfuckers!

I certainly ain't that but at least it'll get some attention off me. Since I ain't really got much else to do, I decide to walk on over to Swain's tower. Very slowly of course cause I don't want to have too deal with Katabitch so soon. Because I'm a total genius and went through the back alleys, some dipshit thought he could get the jump on me.

Random Dipshit: Ay yo gimme yo mon-

Not wanting and probably being to drunk to put up with bullshit, I whip out one Beowulf gauntlet and nail the guy in the face and into the wall. Both his head and wall crack under the pressure. Pretty sure the dude is dead, and if he ain't, I'm sure he'll be suffering from migraines the rest of his life. After the brief and eventful trip through the shortcut alleyway, I make it to the front of the tower. I already hate being here.

As I take the first step up. I hear a loud crash and a bunch of trash falling sounds. I lean back and glance at the alleyway I just came from and see a messy Draven.