Sonic: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Tails : Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Knuckles : There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
Tails: Just be careful, Sonic!
Sonic: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Tails!
Sonic: It's everything around me that's careless.
Sonic: *coughs blood*
Tails: Don't die, Sonic!
Sonic: Don't tell me what to do!
Knuckles: Can I ask a dumb question?
Tails: Better than anyone I know.
Knuckles, to Tails: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
Tails: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*
Sonic, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Tails cute or small.
Knuckles: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Knuckles: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Tails: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Sonic: So did their neck.
Amy: So, are you two friends?
Tails: Yes.
Knuckles: No.
Tails: You bought a taco?
Knuckles: Yes.
Tails: From the same truck that hit Amy?!
Knuckles, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
Sonic: Eggman!
Dr. Robotnik: Sonic!
Sonic: Eggman!
Dr. Robotnik: Sonic!
Knuckles: Knuckles!
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Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some incorrect quotes I came up with for fun based on my favorite franchises ☺️
