Marriage problems

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So they were living in a puddle with them sunflower seeds, and Life was cool for like a minute. but then

THERE WAS MARRIAGE PROBLEMS

"What do you do for a livin?" Sunset meweled. Did I tell you she's a catgirl? Well you know now

"I liek playing the cauldren and gaming and beng a brony" Humaniod squidward replied in a monotone voice. 

"No I mean for a living?"

"wut I do nothin"

"How did we afford the marriage cenermony" 

"I rob. spongebob" 

"OMG HOW COULD YOU I NEED TO GO"

Sunset ran into her room and slammed the door. Don't ask me why there were rooms in a puddle, I'm not a magical pony with a horn and/or wings and hooves. Humanoid squidward was sadness. 

He knocked on her door "hon-eeeeyh we have many sunflower seeds for income. WE are n ot poor we live in a PUDDLE after all. honeeyh can I come in" 

he gently opened the door 

she was GONE with the window open and flaying in the wind. There was a note on the bed from her it read 

"I am off to marriage spongebobfred bye bye hubby"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he murdered the pillow. 


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