"Hola my bestie!!" Exclaimed the raw pork chop .
"DONT HOLÀ ME ESTUPIDA. YOU FUCKING BROKE GIRL CODE YOU SLaG" screamed Dora into the face of her ex bestie.
"W-wha"
"YOU tOoK mY BoyFriEnd DAnnYyyuu"
Keep in mind that peppa in fact did not break girl code and do it with Danny Devito ,aka, Dora's bf.
(He ruined my dream journal)
"I Did NoOoOot" screamed people into the face of this watermelon headed child
"YES YOU dId You FAt SLag"
Boots stood in the background working his hummus muscles and winking in the mirror several times
Just so your aware this is in the forest and NOT in a gym, am I going to fo back to delete what I wrote, hell no, so go with it for now, I'm just typing what comes to mind.
"WHELL scRew you you waTerMelon GeAdEd Crop tOp SPaniSh BETch" spat peppa into the face of the shocked Spanish teacher.
"YOU LIteRallY tEacH SpAniSh TO 5YeSr olDs"
Dora faints and dies
Also just know that peppa does not plan on attending the funeral.
This false accusation that lead to the death of the accuser BROKE peppa and she sought out for love to distract her from how upset it made her, okay yea Danny devito was super hot but she did not fuck him 😞..yet. Yes she was planning to but never got the chance.
Wtf it's midnight and I'm writing this
YOU ARE READING
Peppa: the material girl💅
FanfictionIt's got swearing in it btw and like a ton of spelling mistakes cuz I type too fast lmao A lil snippet: "SUZIE MOVE OVER YOU fAt FuCking BRUssEl SpRouT" screamed peppa into the Face of that surprisingly skinny sheep.
