I'm still writing it tho lol
"PEPPA U RAT, CONE DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREKKIE" screamed father pig.
"IM A FUCKING PIG YOU SHITTY DAD"
Peppa jumps out the window.
"PEPPA UR TOO FAT OFC U FELL FLAT ON UR FAT ARSE WHY DID U JUMP OUT ANYWAYS" daddy piggie said as he walked up towards his child outside on the wet grass
"SHUTUP U RANK ASS BITCH LOSER"
"Oh"
Father left the house to get some groceries, said they were out of milk supposedly.
Peppa still craved for love, she sent a nude to Danny hoping he'd reply but he was too busy at Dora's dumb funeral. Always a fucking attention seeker ofc. What a rat.
She left her seat on the grass and walked to the nearest primark to get some lipstick, she couldn't afford Superdrug.
YOU ARE READING
Peppa: the material girl💅
FanfictionIt's got swearing in it btw and like a ton of spelling mistakes cuz I type too fast lmao A lil snippet: "SUZIE MOVE OVER YOU fAt FuCking BRUssEl SpRouT" screamed peppa into the Face of that surprisingly skinny sheep.
