Peter: Don't you walk away from me while I'm talking to you.
Slightly: Oh, really, Dad? Or what are you going to do? Send me to my room?
Peter: I wish I could!
Slightly: Well you can't! Because you're not my dad and you're not their dad.
Peter: I never said I was!
Slightly: No, but you certainly act like it. You think it's your job to boss everyone around, but it's not. You're just a regular kid like the rest of us. So stop acting like you can tell me what to do. I can do whatever I want!
Peter: I don't act that way. Nibs, do I act fatherly?
Nibs: Hey, I'm staying out of this one.
Peter: What do you think, Cubby? Do I act like a dad?
Cubby: Well, I...
Peter: Stop rubbing your eye and speak clearly, when you talk.
Cubby: [Straightening up] Yes, sir