*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Hook: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Smee: ...I did. I broke it.
Hook: No. No you didn't. Peter?
Peter: Don't look at me. Look at Nibs.
Nibs: What?! I didn't break it.
Peter: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Nibs: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Peter: Suspicious.
Nibs: No, it's not!
Wendy: If it matters, probably not, but Tinkerbell was the last one to use it.
Tink: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Wendy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tink: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Wendy!
Smee: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, cap'n.
Hook: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Tink: Hook... Slightly's been awfully quiet.
Slightly: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Hook, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Hook: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Hook:
Hook: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
