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Wendy: Peter did you comb and wash your hair for the party?

Peter grumpy: No.

Wendy: Who did it? It looks quite handsome.

Peter: The codfish did it.

Wendy: Did he also put you in that nice suit?

Peter miffed: He gave me the suit and told me you'd like it.

Hook: Smile Pan you're in sophisticated company.

Peter: *obviously fake smile*

Hook: Good enough. *Walks away*

Wendy: Who was that?

Peter mumbling: Codfish, dumb codfish my hair was fine.

Wendy: I didn't recognize him without a frown and massive eye bags.

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