Soap opera woman: I'm going to follow my own dreams mother! I'll marry Carlos and never speak to you again.
Hook sobbing: You tell her! Nobody tells you what to do!
Tink: What are you doing?
Hook: *screams and smashes TV*
Tink: ....wh-
Hook: Manly things! ...I was doing manly men things.
Tink: Okay...? Well your kid nemesis wants to fight you Mr. Manly.