NIJI CHAT & More [NIJISANJI EN Fanfic]

CURIOSITY

A/N. As i said this is just a few collection of scenes lingering in my tiny tiny brain and had nowhere to put them.

Cover art is not mine! Credits goes to the artists!

This was inspired by "Grey's Anatomy" conversation.

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In NijiBottom's Group Chat...

[Uki added Shoto in the group chat]

Shoto: Hi!

Alban: ???

Shu: Is shoto a Nijisanji member now?

Shoto: No! I just joined the chat

Shu: Oh, i thought you transfered

Shoto: No, i like the way i am

Alban: How about Minase, Uki?

Uki: No!

Shu: No!

Shoto: No!

Alban: ???

Uki: You'll understand when you hang out with him

Shu: Anything but Minase, please..

Shoto: I shudder at the memory, i can still feel Vox.. umm..

Alban: Okay! We don't need to know that!

Uki: Alban, where are you right now?

Alban: Me? I'm at the convenience store. Is there anything you need?

Uki: Yeah.. umm.. please buy me some medicine for injury..

Alban: Injury? Why? What happened? What type of Injury?

Uki: .....

Shu: Do you want me to send you to the hospital?

Shoto: Okay, Umm..

Alban: What? What is it?

Shoto: It's a sex injury

Uki: ....

Alban: O-Oh... Fulgur was rough last night?

Uki: ....

Shoto: *Laughing*

Uki: Shut up, bitch

Shu: What's a sex injury?

Alban: ...

Shoto: Oh god, does Luca not help you with that??

Uki: ....

Shu: I don't understand

Shoto: Your smart in everything but why are you..

Alban: Know what? I'll just go and buy that medicine

[Alban Knox is offline]

Uki: Should someone explain to Shu?

Shoto: Uki your up. Bye~

[Shoto is offline]

Uki: Bitch, what?

Shu: What is it, Uki?

Uki: ....

Shu: ???

Uki: ......

Shu: ????

Uki: Why not try asking Luca about it?

Shu: Does he even know what that is?

Uki: Probably, if he didn't then you can come back and ask me

Shu: What happens then if he knows?

Uki: buckle up

Shu: What?

Uki: Ask Luca, gotta go!

[Uki Violeta is Offline]

Shu: I'm confused but I' ll ask Luca then

[Shu Yamino is offline]

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[BONUS]

In private chat...

Shu: Lucaur?

[Luca Kaneshiro is online]

Luca: Shuuuuuuu! What's up?

Shu: Nothing much, i just want to ask you something

Luca: Oh sure sure sure, what is it?

Shu: Do you know what a sex injury is?

Luca: ........

Shu: You typed exactly the same way Uki did when i asked him

Luca: Are you at home?

Shu: Yes? Why?

Luca: I'll be there in 5 minutes

Shu: Why?

Luca: I'll show you what a sex injury is

[Luca Kaneshiro is offline]

Shu: ....

Shu: Okay! I'm googling it!

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A/N. Just to let you guys know this book status will never be complete. Most of the stories would be random, sometimes weird depends on what's on my mind.

Other than that, you can disregard this since this is just purely for self-satisfactory heheh.

Otherwise, you are free to read!