NIJI CHAT & More [NIJISANJI EN Fanfic]

PIG

A/N. As i said this is just a few collection of scenes lingering in my tiny tiny brain and had nowhere to put them.

Cover art is not mine! Credits goes to the artists!

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In Nijisanji EN's group chat...

[Millie Parfait is online]

Millie: Someone, please tell me where Fuu-chan is

Alban: I saw him at the garden with Sonny

Millie: What? I was there seconds ago

Alban: He was looking for his necktie

Millie: I have it! Ughh!

[Millie Parfait is offline]

Mysta: Alban, Nina is looking for you. She wants you to bring out the flowers from the basement

Alban: Why can't you do it?

Mysta: I want to but I'm stuck inside the house. Uki locked himself inside the room and Shu and Shoto is cramping the hallways

Alban: Why did he lock himself?

[Uki Violeta is online]

Uki: I DIDN'T!

Alban: Oh, Uki!

Mysta: Uki! Tell them to step aside, i can't fit through the hallway while holding a god damn pig!

[Luca Kaneshiro is online]

Luca: Mysta, Where are you? Pomu is waiting for the Pig!

Mysta: I"m in the hallway! Shu and Shoto are cramping the space here! I can't get through!

Uki: They can't hear me from inside, this is a sound proof room!

Mysta: Damn it!

Luca: Hurry up! Pomu is glaring at me as we speak!

Mysta: Give a few minutes!

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Pomu: Mysta Rias! Where is my Pig?!

Mysta: I'm running there! Calm down!

Luca: Just hurry, stop typing you might trip!

[Shu Yamino is online]

Shu: What happened? Why is there a loud thud inside the house?

Luca: What?

[Vox Akuma is online]

Vox: Why is there a pig on the floor?

Luca: Oh no..

Vox: and why is Mysta trembling on the side?

Shu: Oh.. He fell didn't he?

Pomu: Mysta Rias! How dare you!

Mysta: I'm sorry! I apologize!

Pomu: Do you know how long i've taken care of that god damn pig until the day it was slaughtered?!

Shu: .....

Pomu: I took care of it for months! MONTHS! I poured my time, my soul my effort and my cum to raise that pig!

Vox: I beg your pardon? Did you just-

Luca: Oh god..

Mysta: I'm not eating anything Pomu made tonight

Shu: Same

Pomu: Oh you will, you will eat everything i offered today

Vox: Not to interrupt but I'll stay on eating what Ike made

Pomu: Shut up, Ike will serve his food on the other side and all of you will eat what i made. I'll stuff everything in your mouth if i have to, got it?

Mysta: *Nods afraid*

[Uki Violeta is online]

Uki: You bitches, my wedding is starting and the five you are the only ones not in here!

Shu: Ooff- gtg, I'll be there a sec!

[Shu Yamino is offline]

Luca: Wait- But i'm here! What the-

Vox: On my way, Uki! I have Fulgur's tie with me

Uki: What? Then what is Millie holding?

Vox: She's there? Damn, I can't believe she got there before me

Uki: Don't tell me... You two fought which tie FuuFuu-chan should use?

Vox: She wanted to use polka dotted tie, that doesn't suit his outfit!

Uki: Luca stop jumping up and down, we can see you!

Luca: Oh good! I thought you didn't

Uki: Pomu?

Pomu: Give me a sec, I'm choping the pig's head

Mysta: .... Save me

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END

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A/N. Just to let you guys know this book status will never be complete. Most of the stories would be random, sometimes weird depends on what's on my mind.

Other than that, you can disregard this since this is just purely for self-satisfactory heheh.