NIJI CHAT & More [NIJISANJI EN Fanfic]

STUCK

A/N. As i said this is just a few collection of scenes lingering in my tiny tiny brain and had nowhere to put them.

Cover art is not mine! Credits goes to the artists!

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In NOCTYX Group Chat...

Sonny: So i told him that the robot hand does not look like Fulgur's

Uki: How does he even think it's FuuFuu-chan? Isn't it black? Fuufuu-chan is red

Sonny: That's what i said! After that he said it looks like mine but i argued that mine is made of flesh, skin and bones and that doesn't

Uki: Lmao, is Alban craving for some skin ship or something?

Sonny: I think he does or else he wouldn't have bought that robot hand

Uki: He could use it for something. I know i would but i already have someone for that

Sonny: The conversation had taken a 360° turn

Uki: You know it was coming

Sonny: Yeah... I should have stop you

Uki: Like you can

[Fulgur Ovid is online]

Uki: FuuFuu-chan!

Sonny: Hello, Fulgur!

Fulgur: Hey, Uki! How you doin'?

Uki: I'm good babe~

Fulgur: That's good to hear~ Hello to you too, Sonny. I passed by Alban and... he need your help

Sonny: Oh? Why? I just left the house, i'm currently on the bus.

Uki: Oh my god

Fulgur: Uki! Did you just read my mind?

Uki: I did, give me a sec I'm gonna laugh my ass off for a bit

*After two minutes*

Fulgur: That's the loudest laugh i ever heard from Uki

Uki: I can't believe that happened and you saw it too!

Sonny: I'm confused

Fulgur: Just get back in here and see for yourself

Uki: Yeah, it's a sight to behold

Fulgur: Stop laughing, Uki.

Uki: I can't help it, the robot hand is stuck in his-

Sonny: Stuck in his what? Uki?

Fulgur: I took his phone. Just get in here, Sonny.

[Uwuki is online]

Uwuki: Dick

Sonny: ........

Fulgur: God dammit, Uki... and where did you get that phone?

Uwuki: I always had this in my drawer, i just never used it

Fulgur: I'm literally face palming right now

Uwuki: Yeah, i can see you from here, you look cute~ <3

Fulgur: //////////

Sonny: Okay, so the robot's hand is stuck on Alban's di-

Fulgur: STOP! Don't say it, just come here and help him cause i refuse to touch him and i definitely won't let Uki touch him

Uwuki: What? Why? Maybe i could help

Fulgur: No, that hand will only touch mine, no one elses.

Uwuki: oh my..////////

Sonny: I spat out the coffee for the second time and now i have everyone's unwanted attention

Fulgur: Just get in here!

Sonny: Okay, I'm on my way

Uwuki: I love it when you get possessive~ <3

Sonny: ......

Fulgur: Uki, I'm coming in

Uwuki: Wha-

[Uwuki and Uki Violeta is offline]

Sonny: .......

Fulgur: Sonny, when you get here, don't come near Uki's room

Sonny: Noted *salute* but please tone it down a bit, Uki's room is not sound proof

Fulgur: So is Alban's and you won't be able to hear us anyway, you'll be busy hearing Alban's moans

Sonny: Wha- You-

[Fulgur Ovid is offline]

Sonny: Everyone thought it's Uki who is a horny ass but Fulgur's much worse than him

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EXTRA

In NIJISANJI EN's group chat: (Night time)

Yugo: Ike-senpai?

Ike: Yugo? What is it?

Yugo: Can i stay at your place for the night? The house is currently... Ummm...

Shu: Oh no, i know what that means..

[Luca Kaneshiro is online]

Luca: Babe? Why are you still awake?

Shu: Why are you chatting, Luca? I'm literally laying next to you

Luca: I just checked...

[Luca Kaneshiro is offline]

Shu: I'll talk to you tomorrow, Ike. Go and help Yugo first.

Ike: Okay, Shu. Good night, and good night also to Luca.

Shu: Night Ikey! - Luca

[Shu Yamino is offline]

Ike: Code White?

Yugo: Code White

Ike: Okay, i'll prepare the guest room for you

Yugo: Thanks senpai!

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END

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A/N. Just to let you guys know this book status will never be complete. Most of the stories would be random, sometimes weird depends on what's on my mind.

Other than that, you can disregard this since this is just purely for self-satisfactory heheh.

Otherwise, you are free to read!