This Idiot (South Park x M!Reader)

Headcanons! (bonus chapter)

Headcanon one:
In the Kfc episode Eric and Y/n were both very distraught and are both in the business together and that was the one of the only times they got along

Headcanon two:
after fingerbang and barely being let in his singing career actually like kinda took off. he had a youtube channel dedicated to it and still occasionally posts to it

Headcanon three:
Y/n, at Kennys funeral: Can I have a moment alone with him?

Kennys parents: Of course *leaves*

Y/n, leaning over Kenny's casket: Listen bitch I know you aint dead

Kenny: 💀💀💀💀

Y/n: Listen fucker

Kenny: Shut the fuck up

Headcanon four:
Wendy was invited to boys night and she took off her lashes and all the boys freak especially Y/n cause he thought they were real. That was also the day Wendy vowed to do his makeup and sometimes she still tries even though he doesn't like her

Headcanon five:
Kenny and Y/ns first fight was a bit later in fourth grade and Y/n had told kenny to go to hell. Kenny too that literally to prove a point and was there for a week. Y/n kicked his ass when he got back.

Headcanon six:
Y/n let his hair grow out when he was in hell because satan thought it was pretty. Satan would braid his hair a lot and Y/n loved the dutch braids and he taught Clyde to braid his hair when he got back. Kenny and Stan got jealous so he had to teach them too. Everyone was upset when it was cut (especially satan who decided to visit and make sure he was doing good).

Headcanon seven:
Y/n didnt like terrance and phillip like the rest of the boys, but because he loved his friends he watched it with them and got them anything they wanted when he had the money

headcanon eight:
whenever Y/n is feeling depressed kyle and kenny come over with a bunch of kfc and watch his favorite movies and shows with him (even though Y/n gets annoyed when Kenny calls ponyos mom 'a hot piece of ass that hed tap')

headcanon nine:
Y/n isnt as close with stan as hed like to be but whenever he gets the chance he always asked to hangout or play games together especially after wendy is being mean to him

headcanon ten:
Y/n and dovah are very close but barely talk to each other but when they are they basically mind meld and turn into the same three year old.

headcanon ten and a half:
Dovah taught Y/n sign language which he uses a lot to make sure he still knows. He uses it for swearing at teachers