This Idiot (South Park x M!Reader)

Headcanons pt. 2

Headcanons while i try and retype chapter six cause wattpad isnt saving :D

Headcanon one:

Y/n learned to play guitar because he was jealous of Stan with their guitar hero game. He played a lot for dovah when he wasnt doing his best. satan also really enjoyed him playing master of puppets for him.

Headcanon two:

stan: fight me

kyle, standing directly behind him: fight him and ill make sure you never see straight

y/n, standing behind kyle standing behind stan: fight either of them and ill make sure you never see at all

headcanon three:

Y/n taught Stan to do a cartwheel once

headcanon four: Y/n lets anyone younger than him to in at arm wrestling matches so they feel strong and confident unlike he did. Cartman makes fun of him for being a 'pussy'

headcanon five:

Y/n is not a world traveler after he graduates. Its just a cover. Hes just a really cool but kinda stupid spy.

headcanon six:

Liane put her boys in a getting a long shirt when eric was in third and y/n was in second. Y/n enjoyed it until eric started to bead him up.

headcanon seven:

Y/ns room is usually messy. But Kyle comes over a lot and usually cleans it for him. It makes both of them happy and allows Kyle to relax. One time Kyle was super stressed about something and he asked to come over. Y/ns room was still clean from last time so he messed it up just for him to clean. Kyle saw through the window but didnt say anything because he thought it was cute.

Headcanon eight:

every year on Y/ns birthday satan makes matching flower crowns for the two. It started his first year in hell and still continues. Y/n managed to talk Damien into wearing one with him and satan. Satan loved y/n even more for it.