Starr: So I'm going around, just asking the countries for their biggest secret that makes them awesome... mwahahahahaaaa....
First off... HETALIA
England: That's my secret, Starr, I never pluck my eyebrows!!!
Starr: Ugh... that's gross, eyebrow-man...
Spain: That's my secret, I'm always with little children!
Starr: PEDO!!!!!! D8
Ashley: What's so great about 72 year olds?
Spain: There's 70 of them of course!
Starr and Ashley: *Facepalm*
Japan: That's my secret, Starr-san, I have special anime...
Starr: Nihon-san.... I didn't think you were like that at all...
Ashley: I'm not all that surprised...
Italy: That's my secret, veh, I never stop eating pasta~!
Starr: Really? There's nothing else?
Italy: Nope, veh~!
Starr: Well ok then...
S. Italy: That's my secret, I FUCKING HATE THE POTATO-EATING BASTARD!!!
Starr and Ashley: That was expected...
Starr: You Vargas bros aren't really all that original...
Ashley: And very predictable.
Greece: That's my secret, I always have cats with me.
Starr: YAY KITTY~!!!!!
Flying Mint Bunny: That's my secret, I'm a drug-induced hallucination!
Starr: WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?!?!?!?!?!
*Ashley claps vigorously*: WHERE'S THE SHROOMS?!?!?! A FRIEND WITH WEED IS A FRIEND INDEED!!!!!!
Germany: That's my secret; I'm a closet pervert who never stops working until I collapse.
Starr: That doesn't sound too healthy for you... And you're my favorite... *tear, tear*
Ashley: That can go either way, man... I APPLAUD YOU!!!!
Russia: That's my secret, I never stop thinking thoughts of absolute evil and destruction~! Become one with Mother Russia, da~?
Starr: Uhm... No thanks... I'm already "one with the universe" and all that shit... ^^'
Ashley: Same... Oh, and BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!
America: That's my secret, I'M ALWAYS THE HERO!!!!
Starr and Ashley: NO SHIT DUMBASS.
Starr: Really, can't ANYBODY say something unpredicable or surprising?! So far it's only been flying-frickin mint bunny!!!
Ashley: *thinking* Does he realize he only gets in the way?
Prussia: That's my secret, I'M ALWAYS AWESOME!!!
Starr: *remains silent*
Ashley: Get the fuck outta here, this is supposed to be FUNNY not OBVIOUS!!!
Sweden: That's my secret, I CAN talk normally.
Starr: Kero?
Ashley: *surprisingly calm* Now THAT is surprising.
Hungary: That's my secret, the pan I use to beat the shit outta Prussia is NEVER used for cooking.
Starr and Ashley: So he has his own special pan?
