That's My Secret: Star Trek
Ashley: Alright, bros, bitches, and frands~! This level will be about our lovers from Star Trek! Benedict Cumberbatch is the reason for millions of teenage female Trekkies. Evil-Captain America hottie...
Starr: Okay~ before Ash continues on with her rant, we will begin!
Ash and Starr: Let's start with Admiral Pike!
Ashley: Alright, Admiral, what's your secret?
Pike: Well, I guess my secret is that I've always had a thing for Kirk's mom.
Ashley: *had been shocked into silence*
Starr: Wait. What?!
Starr: Ahem. Alright, Uhura?
Ashley: *thinking* Bitch.
Uhura: My secret... I guess I could tell you about the fling I had with Kirk when we first entered the academy. *shrugs*
Ashley: *thinking* THE FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!*
Starr: *spits out coffee* What?! I thought you were always at the heels of Spock-Kun!
Ashley: Obviously not, babe. Guess J owes me thirty bucks.
Uhura: Now what's that supposed to mean?!
Ashley: Well, you're smart, you figure it out!
Uhura: I know what you meant!
Ashley and Starr: Then why the hell/heck did you ask?!
Ashley: *smooths out hair, still pissed with Uhura*
Starr: Alright, Spock, why don't you tell us your secret.
Spock: My frozen dairy beverage summons all of the young men to the yard.
Ashley: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Did you really read that off the script Jim gave you?! Holy hell that was amazing!!!!!! *falls out of chair clutching her stomach*
Starr: *laughing quietly* Ahahaha.... Thanks Spock, honey, you can go.
Spock: Thank you. *shuffles out uncomfortably*
Ashley: AHAHAHAHA!!! That just made my fucking week!!!!
Starr: Moving on. Bones! Your turn!
Bones: *shuffles into the recording room* Hey darlin's.
Ashley: Hey babe. *waves calmly*
Starr: Okay, Hun. What's the secret?
Bones: Besides the fact I know that Ash wants me as her fictional Doctor/husband, I had a thing for Jim when I first met him.
Ashley: *stutters and is beet red* Ho-how did he know that?!
Starr: *whistles while attempting to flee the room*
Ashley: Starrfire!!!!! You are so dead!
Starr: Aaaaahhhhhhhh! *runs down the hall like a headless chicken*
Bones: *checks watch* Crap! I'm late for work! *runs out of room*
Jim Kirk: Hey ladies.
Starr: Hey Jimmy.
Ashley: Big brother! Yay!
Jim: So, I heard about what happened with Bones. Didn't know you felt they way, Ash.
