This particular session will mainly be conducted by the foxy trash herself... ASHLEY~!
Thor: So you want to know my secret, mortal maiden?
Ashley: Uh, yeah... A lot of people do.
Thor: Very well, I'm always hammered!
Ashley: Is this why you're always so loud?
Thor: WHAT?!
Bruce: A secret, huh... Well, I guess my secret is that I'm always angry...
Ashley: *thinkning* SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO SMEXY!!!!!!!!!!
Bruce: Uh, Ash? Are you okay?
Ashley: HUH?! OH YEAH, TOTALLY~!~!~!~!
Tony: My secret is that I always have a some kind of arm candy or drink with me.
Ashley: You're a sad little man...
Nick Fury: I ain't tellin' you any of my secrets motha fucka~!
Ashley: BITCH! What'd you call me?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
Starr: ... Uh, calm down Ash... He's not worth it.
Ashley: Damn right he's not! BUT I'M JUST SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hawkeye: That's my secret, babe. I'm always sleeveless.
Starr: *attempting to hold Ashley back*
Ashley: Bitch?! What'd you call me?!?!?!?!?!?!
Phil Coulson: My secret is that I'm actually gay for Capt.
Starr: D'awww~! So cute~!
Ashley: Dude... I give you props for saying it so shamelessly... but Capt's in love with Tony...
Phil: WHAT?!
Steve: It's true...
Starr: What is?
Ashley: The fact he's gay for Tony... HOLY FUCK I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natasha: I'm always the only girl on the team.
Ashley: Liar.
Natasha: How so? *thinking* Bitch, what do you know?!
Ashley: Agent Hill is female.
Starr: Tis be true...
Natasha: She doesn't count.
Ashley and Starr: Like hell she doesn't! She's hotter than you!
Natasha: NO SHE'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loki: That's my secret, I'm always adopted.
Ashley: That's sad... When I was 8 my dad threatened to put me in an orphanage...
Starr: No wonder you're so touchy about family...
Loki: I'd give you a hug... But 1, you're a mortal. 2, you're a girl. And 3, I'm in a cage.
Starr: So if she was immortal, and you weren't in a cage, and she was a boy... You'd give her a hug?
Loki: Yes... Wait... No! Don't twist my words mortal!
Ashley: I always knew you were gay... You're just upset Thor has Jane.
Loki: I'm not jealous of that hideous, mortal woman who throws herself at every alien that falls from a cloud!
Ashley: *thinkning* So he's jealous of Thor... Loki wants Jane...
Starr: I don't care anymore...
RANDOM CONVERSATIONS:
Ashley: Alright, so we've got the most important characters....
Starr: Kero. I feel like we've forgotten someone again....
Ashley: Who...?
Starr: I don't know! Quit pressuring me!
Hulk: Grr................
