Thor: There's a maniac who seeks to end us all.
"That's great." Clint snorts.
"I am not aware of what I am speaking of." Thor says, puzzled.
"Thanos?" Wanda asks.
[Gorr is seen plummeting something into the ground and destroying a planet]
"That is not Thanos." Thor answers.
Thor: I'm putting together the greatest team ever.
"Thor, I thought we were the best team ever!?" Tony exclaims, "Are you cheating on us?"
Thor squints his eyes, "It isn't in my current mind to leave this team." Thor looks around, "I am quite fond of Midgaurd."
Jane: Are you packed?
[Valkyrie pulls out a sword]
Jane: Yes!
"Jane!"
"Who is Jane?" Pietro asks.
Clint answers, "They have an on and off relationship."
Thor clears his throat, "We believed that with my constant trips to Asgard, that we should take a small break."
Tony pats his back in sympathy.
[Thor is seen putting down Stormbreaker and flying away in a ship]
Tony whistles, "Nice upgrade."
Thor wonders what happened to Mjolnir.
Thor: We've got Korg (YASSSSS TAIKA!!!)
Korg: He's my best friend.
[Korg helps Thor fight people in an arena]
"He seems jolly." Pietro laughs.
[Jane lands, electricity surrounding her]
Thor: There's my ex-girlfriend, Jane.
"She's worthy." Steve states.
"Worthy of what, may I ask." Vision speaks up. His presence remaining quiet as he took in all the extra information.
Thor remembers Vision picking up Mjolnir when he had just been created, learning the teams trust almost instantly.
"Not often can Midguardians pick up my trusty hammer." Thor looks at Vsison, "Only those that are worthy."
Thor: Valkyrie.
[Valkyrie is fighting Gorr, her sword glowing gold]
Valkyrie: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Natasha smiles, "I like her enthusiasm."
Thor blanches, remembering the tales of the noble Valkyries, risking everything.
Thor: The Guardians.
[A teenage Groot is fighting Rocket as he has binoculars in his mouth]
Groot: I am Groot!
"That was a tree, right?" Pietro asks.
"Yes. And he was fighting a racoon." Wanda answers.
[Goats are screaming as they are getting hauled]
Korg: And giant goats!
Thor: Oh, look at those. They are wonderful.
Korg: Yes, they are. They also scream quite a lot.
[Goats continue to scream and knock the table over in the Guardian's ship]
The team chuckle at the oversized goats.
[Jane and Thor share a look]
"ooooo" Clint and Pietro say in union.
Rocket: You said this would be a relaxing holiday!
"The racoon talks?" Bruce mutters.
"There is also giant goats and a rock guy." Tony adds.
"That is Asgard for you." Thor states.
[Thor stops two vehicles colliding by doing the splits]
"Damn." Wanda nods, impressed.
Thor: I said it was going to be LIKE a relaxing holiday.
[Thor and Quill are having a handshake, which is dragged out as Thor does random gestures]
Thor: The human handshake, to the Asgardian shake... into the snake... that you cannot trust.
Quill: You're really dragging this out.
Thor: ...finish with the classic Asgardian high one.
"I must say, I appreciate the new look. Real punk rock." Tony nods, giving Thor a thumbs up.
***
I was going good for so long haha. But I started this little chapter, straight after I posted my last one...
Then guess what. Yup, I tested positive for Covid. *sigh* what is my life?
Anyway, still not feeling the best but eh, here's another chappie.
MOM is now on Disney+ {what scenes would you like me to do from that plot twisting film?)
Love you guys 3000
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Avengers Watch Clips (BACK ON TRACK)
FanfictionThis is a free for all book, it'll have the main avengers cast reacting to video edits, movie clips, fan art and so much more. If you are interested in having your pieces reacted to (or have other ones you want reacted to) leave me a dm or a comment...
