tw/cw: family trauma mentioned and somewhat gone into, also ppl vaguely saying things like "i want to die" as a joke and not literally etc
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Arlo --> kig certified botch bot
Blyke --> meow meow
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< unnamed chat >
[9:52 AM]
Blyke: Y'all I-
Blyke: Evie made Sera friendship bracelets right?
Blyke: Well Z*ke just insulted them
Elaine: "friendship"
Blyke: Called them ugly and stupid and from a worthless low tier
Blyke: And Sera just absolutely beat the everloving shit out of him
Elaine: OH MY GOD FUCKING FINALLY I HATE HIM
Elaine: I hope he dies soon
Blyke: Thats??? Dark???
Elaine: NO BC LISTEN
Elaine: HES SUCH A BITCH
Elaine: AND LIKE HOW ARE YOU UGLY AND MEAN???/ HAVE MERCY ON YOURSELF??
Elaine: Whoever kills him will be doing him a favor
"Blyke: And Sera just absolutely..."
↳ Isen: As deserved.
Remi: ok as isen said yes !! deserved !! and ngl elaines kinda right ! but !!! when are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room !!
Blyke: ??
Elaine: ????????
Remi: im sorry but isen ! how am i supposed to take you seriously !! over text when youre so proper !!! like
Isen: Oh.
Isen: Sorry. It's a habit. Before I could write well I had to be tutored in writing, and my tutor would always make me use proper sentences and whatever when texting him. Eventually it just became a habit.
Blyke: TRAGIC BACKSTORY??????????????
Isen: SHUT UP!!!
Blyke: NO!!!
Remi: !!!
[11:33 AM]
Elaine: Happy fathers day to my dad who just forgot the name for transgender and just referred to me and my brother as transformers
Remi: you have a brother? !!
Elaine: I have three
Remi: :00 !!!!
Remi: which one are you talking about? :0 !
Elaine: The oldest
John: lol my dad calls me a mistake
Sera: same lol
Blyke: My dad doesnt call me at all
Remi: AND I THINK WE'RE DONE FOR THE DAY !!!!!!
Sera: no we arnt
Sera: evry1 dish out thyre family trauma RN
Evie: my uncle works for the government
Blyke: Same
Evie: blyke we have the same uncle. we're cousins
Blyke: Yeah? And?
Remi: YALL ARE COUSINS?!?!!!!!?? !!!!
Evie: ya!
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