A/N: HI SO I CHANGED THE TITLE AGAIN IM SO SORRY DSAJKFSKJAB
anyway !! 😍🤪
tw/cw: jail jdsajsaj, minor mental breakdown mention, minor death/family death implication, small amounts of sexual talk/isen being isen, minor depression mentions, typical gen z depression jokes/death jokes
~~~
Adrion --> N/A
Arlo --> Daddy💞
Blyke --> catboy
Claire --> N/A
Elaine --> sneet snart
Evie --> lebsin
Holden --> N/A
Isen --> moron
John --> bitch boy/john/bambi
Rei --> chaos enthusiast
Remi --> moronsexual
Sera --> gender? whos she?
Zirian --> thot
~~~
< isemi shippers unite >
[8:02 PM]
chaos enthusiast: hey can you come bail me out
chaos enthusiast: oh wrong chat
moronsexual: mzzjdjd rei what
chaos enthusiast: sorry about that !! dw abt it ^-^
lebsin: (;° ロ°)
thot: did you get arrested again
chaos enthusiast: ... maybe
lebsin: ∑(; °Д°)
thot: im not bailing u out
chaos enthusiast: :(
thot: get kuyo to do it
chaos enthusiast: KUYO DOESNT LIVE HERE
thot: die about it
chaos enthusiast: oh my god fuck you
Claire: why were you even arrested
chaos enthusiast: wait can you bail me out
Claire: no
Adrion: we're not old enough i dont think?
Adrion: i think you have to be drinking age
sneet snart: well then zirian couldnt do it anyway??
chaos enthusiast: its new bostin no one gives a shit
Claire: ^
thot: ^^
bitch boy: ^^^
moronsexual: seriously rei why did you get arrested
chaos enthusiast:
thot:
chaos enthusiast: ok so just
chaos enthusiast: hear me out
thot: no i dont think i will
chaos enthusiast: zirian i wasnt talking to you you ugly bitch
thot: fuck off im just tired
gender? whos she?: god if that isnt a MOOD
chaos enthusiast: anyway i got arrested bc i found a baby alligator and i took it bc i thought it was cute but apparently it had escaped from the zoo so i got charged with theft, animal theft, and illegal possession of exotic animals
moronsexual: i-
thot:
moron:
lebsin: (⊙︿⊙ ✿)
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