A/N: that one time a 12/13 yr old (i dont remember lmfao) lied to me abt their age wasnt fun but at least i can use funny screenshots from our dms in my chatfic LMAOOOOIIIOIOOOOIOOO. and uh if u see this hope ur doing well ig?? lol
tw/cw: self misgendering for comedic purposes (as in when girls just want to have fun comes on then listen. i become a girl just wanting to have fun), death jokes/references, vague sex reference
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Arlo --> Daddy💞
Blyke --> meow meow
Elaine --> Nurse Joy
Evie --> Evie
Holden --> Holden
Isen --> Raticate
John --> boytoy
Remi --> Pinky
Sera --> Sera
~~~
< untitled chat >
[10:30 AM]
Sera: just found out the creator of sbongebon said squidward was an octopus. not okay
Nurse Joy: im not sure whether to cry at what you said or the typo
Raticate: This is cursed information. Please delete this
Sera: no. if i have to suffer so do you
Raticate: 😐
boytoy: WAIT EVERYONE SHUT UP GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN CAME ON I NEED TO MISGENDER MYSELF
Nurse Joy:
Daddy💞:
Pinky:
Raticate:
Evie:
meow meow: i was gonna reply like everyone above but actually i think i understand
Sera: ^ except without the first part
Sera: i may be agender,
Sera: but if girls just want to have fun comes on,
Sera: then i become a girl just wanting to have fun
Sera: and thats that
meow meow: ^
boytoy: ^^
boytoy: this also applies to other songs w fem aligned words in title
boytoy: like man i feel like a woman, hex girl, california girls, etc
Nurse Joy: *california gurls
boytoy:
boytoy: bitch
Nurse Joy: :)
Nurse Joy: but also i get it now that yall explained
Raticate: i feel like i just learned forbidden information
[7:23 PM]
boytoy: i think im gonna die that shit was so embarrassing
Daddy💞: still reeling tbh
Daddy💞: what the actual fuck is your problem
Evie: ??????
Raticate: NO THAT SHIT WAS SO FUNNY HOW STUPID ARE YOU LMFAOOKOO
boytoy: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Evie: ????????????
meow meow: ok so i had isen, arlo, and holden over for friday game night w the boys right? well we convinced john to join us (somehow) and he ended up sitting inbetween arlo and holden. from right to left it was arlo, john, holden, me, isen
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