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Me: characters of the dragon prince!!! ᗩᗩᗩᗩՏՏՏՏᗴᗴᗴᗴᗰᗰᗰᗰᗷᗷᗷᗷᒪᒪᒪᒪᗴᗴᗴᗴ!!

Me: i have 𝕟𝕖𝕨𝕨𝕨𝕤𝕤𝕤𝕤𝕤

Soren: y did she say news like that?

Callum: dont ask me. How should i know what Cleos weirdness means?

Soren: Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rayla: anyway whats this '𝕟𝕖𝕨𝕨𝕨𝕤𝕤𝕤𝕤𝕤' u have?

Me: im glad u asked! :)

Me: so technically u guys have 2 come up with 101 - and more if want ;) - ways 2 kill... VIREN!

Rayla: ... r u serious? ur not setting me up 4 disappointment?

Me: nope! Its true!

Rayla: when do we start?

Runaan: when do we start?

Me: one sec! *Teleports Viren*

Viren: oh ill show u powerful! ill make u scream my name! ill-! *realises where he is* umm... wtf?! where the hell am i??

Soren: imma go now *kidnaps Ezran*

Callum: hey! U cant take my little brother! come back here!! Ellis, Ava! after that crown guard! *runs after Soren*

Ellis: cmon Ava! lets go

Me: ok anyway have fun with him! :) *teleports away*

Rayla: alright sooo... how should we kill him first?

Runaan: *raises hand*

Ethari: *raises hand*

Claudia: *raises hand*

Barius: *raises hand*

Zym: *raises paw*

Bait: *raises paw*

Lain: *raises hand*

Tiadrin: *raises hand*

Andromeda: *raises hand*

Skor: *raises hand*

Callisto: *raises hand*

Ram: *raises hand*

Lujanne: *raises hand*

Janai: *raises hand*

Amaya: *raises hand*

Kasef: *raises hand*

Aanya: *raises hand*

Phoe-Phoe: *raises paw*

Ibis: *raises hand*

Avizandum: *raises paw*

Zubeia: *raises paw*

Sol Regem: *raises paw*

Sarai: *raises hand*

Harrow: *raises hand*

Pyrrah: *raises paw*

Pip: *raises paw*

Opeli: *raises hand*

Nyx: *raises hand*

Khessa: *raises hand*

Gren: *raises hand*

Corvus: *raises hand*

Aaravos: Hes already dead.

Rayla: yeah yeah whatever- wait what?!

Viren: *on the floor dead with an arrow in his side*

Rayla: Runaan?

Runaan: *sharpening swords* yes Rayla?

Rayla: did u kill him already?

Runaan: i prefer put him in his place *smirks*

Rayla: *sighs* i am so done.

Aaravos: *uses magic 2 set Viren on fire*

Claudia: u set him on fire?!

Aaravos: i believe the proper term is roasted

Everyone: *stares*

Aanya: i like him

Ezran and Ellis: hell yeah!

Opeli: King Ezran where r u?!

Ezran: in the vents!

Harrow and Sarai: what vents?

Ezran: umm... the ones in the ceiling?

Amaya: *signing*

Gren: *translating* when did u guys get vents?

Claudia: i dont remember there ever being vents???

Harrow: neither do i

Janai: r u saying someone had vents installed without u knowing?

Harrow and Sarai: ....

Rayla: ur the king and queen 4 goodness sake! how could u not know?!

Harrow and Sarai: ummmm...

Amaya: *signing*

Gren: *translating* so who had the vents installed then?

Rayla: ... Ezran!! who put those vents there?

Ezran: ummm i think Lord Viren did maybe idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Harrow: ofc he did

Rayla: how did u even get in there ez?

Ezran: well u know what they say

Ezran: in desperate times, desperate measures need 2 be made... or smthn like that i think. But Callum was starting 2 use aspiro against Soren! We had 2 get out of there!

Rayla: he what?! Callum!! *disappears*

Claudia: im so confused

Soren: *appears* dont be confused be confused.com!

Claudia: ahh! *jumps* wth?! Where did u come from?!

Soren: ... -

Claudia: -nvm dont answer that

Soren: *shrugs*

Ethari: is that smoke?

Runaan: y does it smell like charred flesh?

Andromeda: y do u look like u got shot by lightning 3 times???

Soren: ... um bc i did?

Opeli: seriously?

Soren: yes-- *Ezran, Ellis and Ava fall on him*

Ezran and Ellis: Woah!!

Ava: *howls in fear*

Soren: owww

Claudia: lmao!! *straight up dies of laughter* going... 2... the... light!..

Harrow and Sarai: Ezran!

Me: *teleports in* sooo i came 2 c how its going~~.... um y is Aaravos hauling Virens body which may i add is on fire!! through a portal???

Me: *looks around* and Runaan! y is there blood on ur swords?!

Runaan: *glares* y do u think?

Me: good point. Y is Claudia having a laugh attack on the floor? Dying.

Claudia: i... cant... hahahaha... breeaaathe!! hahahahahahaha!!

Me: i rest my case.

Me: and y is Soren look like he was hit by lightning 3 times?! and y r Ezran, Ellis AND Ava on top of him???

Soren: theyre heavier than they look

Ezran and Ellis: the vents r fun!

Ava: *barks in agreement*

Me: *sighs* they dont pay me enough 4 this

Lujanne: u get paid 4 this? i got a mage and crown guard attacking me! and lost my phoenix!

Phoe-Phoe: *caws*

Me: yeah i think this is my cue 2 finish this chapter now anyway. So bye! :) cya next time ig hehehe

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