Cuteness Kills

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Me: welcome back 2 another chapter of 101(and more) ways 2 kill Lord Viren/Virus! :) today we r going 2... ummm well ill just hand this over 2 them 2 c what theyre planning *teleports away*

Callum: ok Rayla so whats this master plan of urs?

Rayla: well Callum im glad u asked... *whispers plan*

Rayla: got it?

Callum: *stiffling laughter* yep. Got it. This is going 2 be great

Me: well ig we just have 2 wait 2 c what they're gonna do heh

Rayla: Cleo can u summon Bait and Zym here rn pls?

Cleo: um... uh sure! *summons Bait and Zym*

Bait: *makes surprised noise*

Zym: *shrieks in surprise*

Ezran: *from a distance* Zymmmm!!! *runs over*

Callum: uhhh should i be concerned about where he came from?

Rayla: nah it gives him an advantage..

Callum: *stares* and advantage 4 what?

Rayla: i think u know what.

Callum: *edges away* i knew it was a bad idea letting u have that 'talk' with Runaan about raising children

Rayla: oh it was more me talking 2 him about children. I was trying 2 calm him down about smthn but thats not important

Ezran: zymmm!!! i missed u soooo much!!

Ezran: guys y did u get Cleo 2 summon Bait and Zym here?

Rayla: well im glad u asked ez. We've got a plan *whispers plan in his ear*

Ezran: i like it. It'll be cute :)

Rayla and Callum: 𝒆𝑿𝒂𝑪𝒕𝑳𝒚

Ezran: its a good idea Rayla. But if we are gonna do this then we need some extra help

Ezran: SoReN!!

Soren: *appears by his side* yes ur majesty?

Callum: how did u get here so fast?

Soren: i.. i- um i-... one... sec-..ond.

Soren: i ran :D

Rayla: we knew that u dumb human. But anyway can we get back 2 this? the plan?

Me: yes u rly should hurry especially since Viren is getting closer 2 u by the the second~!

Everyone: *looks up at the ceiling*

Me: cease trying 2 find the source of ma voice mortals bc u will not discover anything more than a 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒅~

Rayla: stop speaking like a deity Cleo. Anyways we have 2 get this over quickly.

Soren: no problem! ive got eyes on Lord Virus rn! Btw hes coming down the hall very fast so u guys should probs hurry up

Callum: got it! every1 2 ur positions!

Everyone: on it!

Zym: *sitting on the floor cutely*

Bait: *next 2 him being cute as well*

Rayla and Callum: *hiding behind the curtains on the wall*

Soren: *hiding behind the other curtains*

Ezran: *on Sorens shoulders*

Viren: *walking into a trap*

Viren: ah what a lovely da- the dragon prince? what are u doing here? and the kings little glow toad friend

Zym: *makes puppy eyes* nyaa~ *slowly comes closer*

Bait: *glows happily* arrewwww~ *wags his tail*

Viren: what r u doing? dont think u can get me- augh what am i saying!? ur just 2 cuuuutttteee!!!! aaawwww!!

Zym: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ UwU

Bait: ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ UwU

Viren: aaahhhh!! eeeeekkkk!!! its 2 much cutenessssss!! *Makes heart eyes*

Soren: u know i never knew him and Claudia were so alike huh i wonder if she gets that nose and finger thing from him 2 *thoughtful face*

Callum: thats nose and finger thing is so weird. y does she do that?

Soren: idk man ¯\_(-_-)_/¯ shes just weird

Rayla: what nose and finger thing? Callum should ik smthn about this?

Callum: ummm *remembers him trying 2 flirt with Claudia* i dont think so. No.

Rayla: *narrows eyes in suspicion*

Callum: ehehehe hahahaha *starts sweating*

Ezran: guys shush! its happening! :)))

Viren: eeeekkkk!! *cuteness overload* *falls 2 the floor in a dead faint*

Everyone: yes! we r successful!

Me: congrats u finished chapter 2. It only took u around uhh.. hehe 640 words :)

Everyone: hey!

Callum: dont judge

Rayla: yeah like u could do better

Me: umm im just gonna remind u that the only reason ur here rn is bc of ME! i am the creater. So just think about that 4 a bit before u open ur mouth again.

Everyone: ....

Me: and may i just add- ofc im not trying 2 intimidate u or anything but just so u know. i can make u disappear without a trace. And no one would find u...

Everyone: ... *gulps*

Me: yeah... anyway! good job 4 killing this dic- i mean self-centered hypocritical jerk. 4 The second time.

Everyone: ummm thx?

Me: ur welcome. Sooo ig its time 2 say bye then so. Bye bye! :)))) cya next time! <333

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 06, 2022 ⏰

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